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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 1:43pm On Dec 06, 2014
Lmao I do film ooo in an uncompleted building lol dem go shoot u u no go die lol I b commando then.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Homguy(m): 1:46pm On Dec 06, 2014
Jaffar23:
What about putting glass under girls skirts wen dey with r were playing ten-ten to set their pants.. Lol common guys back me up on dis
sorry dude, I didn't do this. However, I usually did worse.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kika23(f): 1:48pm On Dec 06, 2014
READINGLIFE:


Have you found one? Anyway you could count on my eagle eye.

They have not passed yet..
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by justcallbuki(f): 1:50pm On Dec 06, 2014
sing @ moving aeroplane.......earoplane odabo bami ki iya mi eleko............make una complete am.

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by opcon(f): 2:02pm On Dec 06, 2014
I am proudly Nigerian. All done
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Livingwalker(m): 2:03pm On Dec 06, 2014
SuperSauce:
bros ya a living treker not walker..na you type dy put glass for girls skirt i lie? grin
grin noooo my mummy go beat me if I do bad thing
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Rilwayne001: 2:09pm On Dec 06, 2014
grin grin I did 92% of all that the OP wrote.


[size=15pt] O tempora! O mores! [/size] grin grin

I'm proud to be an African

I'm proud to be a Nigerian

And I'm proud to be a ngbat.i-ngba.ti a.k.a Yoruba grin grin
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by bighuntenter: 2:15pm On Dec 06, 2014
99.99% of all these I did big time. Lol
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by RaeMystix: 2:16pm On Dec 06, 2014
Op, you forgot to add the kulikuli project, plus the malam sweet( honey and sugar).
I really do miss my childhood. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Olamilekan08(m): 2:18pm On Dec 06, 2014
Mehn na only the mango tree ghost i no do o. Me i do police and thieve join. U wan try my paper, rubber band and biro case gun?
Op shey u do canoe with paper and put it on running gutter or flood? Aeroplane nko?
I even went as far as killing lizard for fun and buring agama lizard with coins.
O boy eh.. I'm just realising that my growing up was eventful and full of adventures.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by emmykk(m): 2:21pm On Dec 06, 2014
SuperMartins:
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun...... cheesy
how come am familiar with everything you wrote,did you live in benin city.you forgot add street ball,felele and izal football.

How about driving ballwrist.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 2:25pm On Dec 06, 2014
[quote author=SuperMartins post=28636318]If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun...... cheesy[/quote
A smile spread across my lips and teary mist of nostalgia formed in my eyes after reading ur list.I did a lot of the things listed above as a child and thoughts of them still bring childhood nostalgia flooding over me.I will give anything to relive my imperfect childhood again

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by professore(m): 2:32pm On Dec 06, 2014
If these lists are to go by,I am supposed to be number one Nigerian aka president grin
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 2:53pm On Dec 06, 2014
kika23:


They have not passed yet..

I've sent you a pm on where to quickly find one.

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kuuljay(m): 2:53pm On Dec 06, 2014
MichaelSokoto:

Taaaaah!
Which AJ city?
Who knw u 4 area? angry
Bross calm down na! We knw say na you get area grin grin grin grin

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by anthoniaz(f): 2:58pm On Dec 06, 2014
smiley
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Ultimate200: 3:31pm On Dec 06, 2014
i do all these thngs, and im proud of it, impact i miss that times.
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by issylarry(m): 3:41pm On Dec 06, 2014
grin can't stop laffin!Ops u must av gotten lotz of experience from these childhood factz!lolz
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Unbias: 3:42pm On Dec 06, 2014
Maybe I didn't do just 1 or at most 2. I think childhood days was more fun. How I wish my children could feel these adventures too. But technology and civilization will not allow them smiley
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 3:45pm On Dec 06, 2014
kika23:


They have not passed yet..

Checked yet?
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Pamcrest(f): 3:48pm On Dec 06, 2014
Oh yeah...I remember doing some of these things, esp in primary school.
Nice one, op
My humble submission
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by swing4real(m): 4:22pm On Dec 06, 2014
Funny enough i did all of the above grin
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kika23(f): 4:23pm On Dec 06, 2014
READINGLIFE:


Checked yet?

Yes I have....
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 4:40pm On Dec 06, 2014
lets see the op didnt do these:1. play cashew nut
2.secretly lick salt
3.drink the juice of boiled meat
4.do insult competition
5.catapult to shoot women with trouser
6.dont want to sit next to girls in primary school.
7.rub co.ndom with ur foot on the ground so that it unfold.
8.burn dirt in the street in the morning to warm urselves
9.smoke folded paper
10.kill mass of roaches running off house item and called them 'crayfish'
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by diphena: 4:58pm On Dec 06, 2014
[quote author=SuperMartins post=28636318]If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun...... cheesy[/quote sad grin grin grin cheesy cheesy]This is really crazy , old times

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Riversides2003(m): 5:01pm On Dec 06, 2014
what about the papa and mama play that we played inside a built house with wrapper, chai remember those days me and Queen

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 5:07pm On Dec 06, 2014
I did all o. I remember the "leke leke give me water finger...bamboo" when we see those egrets (leke leke)
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Abrakhan: 5:07pm On Dec 06, 2014
SuperMartins:
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun...... cheesy
I hail u!!! U r true Naija.

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by tonychristopher: 5:17pm On Dec 06, 2014
SuperMartins:
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun...... cheesy

I did like 90% of these stuffs the best part is table soccer ...oh don't try my team ..I loved coke caps then road em with papers the find the best of Biro cover for effective shots

Then bought water gun for rambo movies


As if kite ..mine has a way of tangling at electric pole ...this is the best season for kites


So do kids do the kite things again

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kemioo77(f): 5:19pm On Dec 06, 2014
dROC1:
OP this list is totally me while growing up in the 80`s and 90`s. I am guilty of all.lol
Not sure kids of nowadays can relate with all this.
exactly.this list is only for kids who grew up in the 80's and early 90's. Even as a girl,I did almost everything on that list because I grew up among boys
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by namdo(m): 5:20pm On Dec 06, 2014
grin yes those are mostly for kpako plane.

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