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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 1:43pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Lmao I do film ooo in an uncompleted building lol dem go shoot u u no go die lol I b commando then. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Homguy(m): 1:46pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Jaffar23:sorry dude, I didn't do this. However, I usually did worse. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kika23(f): 1:48pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
READINGLIFE: They have not passed yet.. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by justcallbuki(f): 1:50pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
sing @ moving aeroplane.......earoplane odabo bami ki iya mi eleko............make una complete am. 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by opcon(f): 2:02pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
I am proudly Nigerian. All done |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Livingwalker(m): 2:03pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
SuperSauce:noooo my mummy go beat me if I do bad thing |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Rilwayne001: 2:09pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
I did 92% of all that the OP wrote. [size=15pt] O tempora! O mores! [/size] I'm proud to be an African I'm proud to be a Nigerian And I'm proud to be a ngbat.i-ngba.ti a.k.a Yoruba |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by bighuntenter: 2:15pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
99.99% of all these I did big time. Lol |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by RaeMystix: 2:16pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Op, you forgot to add the kulikuli project, plus the malam sweet( honey and sugar). I really do miss my childhood. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Olamilekan08(m): 2:18pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Mehn na only the mango tree ghost i no do o. Me i do police and thieve join. U wan try my paper, rubber band and biro case gun? Op shey u do canoe with paper and put it on running gutter or flood? Aeroplane nko? I even went as far as killing lizard for fun and buring agama lizard with coins. O boy eh.. I'm just realising that my growing up was eventful and full of adventures. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by emmykk(m): 2:21pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
SuperMartins:how come am familiar with everything you wrote,did you live in benin city.you forgot add street ball,felele and izal football. How about driving ballwrist. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 2:25pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
[quote author=SuperMartins post=28636318]If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow?? ― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt. ― If you didn't play with rubber bands. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. - If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off. - If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter - If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees at nights - If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. -if you never steal a meat 4rm pot. -If you never bath inside bathroom and went out naked, with your cloth in ur hands. Then I guess your Childhood wasn't Fun...... [/quote A smile spread across my lips and teary mist of nostalgia formed in my eyes after reading ur list.I did a lot of the things listed above as a child and thoughts of them still bring childhood nostalgia flooding over me.I will give anything to relive my imperfect childhood again 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by professore(m): 2:32pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
If these lists are to go by,I am supposed to be number one Nigerian aka president |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 2:53pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
kika23: I've sent you a pm on where to quickly find one. 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kuuljay(m): 2:53pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
MichaelSokoto:Bross calm down na! We knw say na you get area 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by anthoniaz(f): 2:58pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Ultimate200: 3:31pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
i do all these thngs, and im proud of it, impact i miss that times. |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by issylarry(m): 3:41pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
can't stop laffin!Ops u must av gotten lotz of experience from these childhood factz!lolz |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Unbias: 3:42pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Maybe I didn't do just 1 or at most 2. I think childhood days was more fun. How I wish my children could feel these adventures too. But technology and civilization will not allow them |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 3:45pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
kika23: Checked yet? |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Pamcrest(f): 3:48pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Oh yeah...I remember doing some of these things, esp in primary school. Nice one, op My humble submission |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by swing4real(m): 4:22pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Funny enough i did all of the above |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kika23(f): 4:23pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
READINGLIFE: Yes I have.... |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 4:40pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
lets see the op didnt do these:1. play cashew nut 2.secretly lick salt 3.drink the juice of boiled meat 4.do insult competition 5.catapult to shoot women with trouser 6.dont want to sit next to girls in primary school. 7.rub co.ndom with ur foot on the ground so that it unfold. 8.burn dirt in the street in the morning to warm urselves 9.smoke folded paper 10.kill mass of roaches running off house item and called them 'crayfish' |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by diphena: 4:58pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
[quote author=SuperMartins post=28636318]If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow?? ― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt. ― If you didn't play with rubber bands. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. - If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off. - If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter - If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees at nights - If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. -if you never steal a meat 4rm pot. -If you never bath inside bathroom and went out naked, with your cloth in ur hands. Then I guess your Childhood wasn't Fun...... [/quote ]This is really crazy , old times 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Riversides2003(m): 5:01pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
what about the papa and mama play that we played inside a built house with wrapper, chai remember those days me and Queen 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 5:07pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
I did all o. I remember the "leke leke give me water finger...bamboo" when we see those egrets (leke leke) |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Abrakhan: 5:07pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
SuperMartins:I hail u!!! U r true Naija. 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by tonychristopher: 5:17pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
SuperMartins: I did like 90% of these stuffs the best part is table soccer ...oh don't try my team ..I loved coke caps then road em with papers the find the best of Biro cover for effective shots Then bought water gun for rambo movies As if kite ..mine has a way of tangling at electric pole ...this is the best season for kites So do kids do the kite things again 1 Like |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by kemioo77(f): 5:19pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
dROC1:exactly.this list is only for kids who grew up in the 80's and early 90's. Even as a girl,I did almost everything on that list because I grew up among boys |
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by namdo(m): 5:20pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
yes those are mostly for kpako plane. |
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