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Did You Do This? by goddamcity: 11:47pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owners dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. -if u never steal a meat 4rm pot. -If u never bath inside bathroom and went out naked, with ur cloth in ur hands. Then I gues ur Childhood wasn't Fun=))=D |
Re: Did You Do This? by DesChyko: 11:54pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
Stale |
Re: Did You Do This? by bugativeron: 8:59pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
This is bombastic |
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