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Did You Do This? by goddamcity: 11:47pm On Dec 07, 2014
― If you didn't kill earthworm
with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India
vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the
couch and wake
up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava
in d
next street and the owners dog
comes through the backyard
waiting for you
to come
down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk
tooth on the
roof for
the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing
when
going to
school. ― If you didn't act film in
uncompleted
building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to
build houses
with
sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on
paper and insert it
into ur pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door
really slowly to
see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat
stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre
with a stick
and
called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while walking in
the street.
- If u never did mama and papa
play i.e.
cookin
grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table
soccer
with bottle
cover.
-if u never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If u never bath inside bathroom
and went out
naked, with ur
cloth in ur hands.
Then I gues ur Childhood wasn't
Fun=))=D
Re: Did You Do This? by DesChyko: 11:54pm On Dec 07, 2014
Stale
Re: Did You Do This? by bugativeron: 8:59pm On Dec 11, 2014
This is bombastic

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