Iffffffy:
Do you have a girlfriend?

naijaboiy:

i think say you na uniben aspirant?

Lilprincey:
Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the
funny answers guys give:
Are you a player?
Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next
season.
Why do you wan't my Pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.
Can you die for me?
Ans: My name is surely not Romeo
My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?
Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a
Nokia 3310.
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny
will happen?
Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil.
Hope you won't break my Heart?
Ans: If you don't put it at the edge of the table.
Can you take me out?
Ans: Sorry are you in prison?
Can you come and pick me up?
Ans: Are you a beans seed?
I think I've missed my period
Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class!
Can't you get a Car?
Ans: Did your father have a car when he was in
college?
Feel free to add urz..

Nmeri17:
girl: who's the girl on yo dp ??
Me: she's the sister of the wife of my uncle's senior brother and today is her birthday

Abiolainfo:


No, but i use to have one b4 but she has travelled out of the country

purpinkx:
Let's define this relationship
.
For how many marks ?

Tmonex:
Do you really love me

naijaboiy:
Girl: How did you get my pin

Me: I picked it on the floor Or angel Gabriel gave it to me in my dream

And after a hot round of sex,,girl asks

Girl: What are we now?

Me: We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator

Jennifer89:
still figuring watz funny in this. Op your post is dry.

ellechrystal:
Gen gen

Xiana:
Dumb questions and talks from dumb guys and ow i reply them.
He c's a lady for the first time on the road and the first tin that comes out of his mouth is -how far.
I: :|with a curious look,i'm like when did u drop out of school.
He:hey,what are u up to
I: meditating on my plan on aw to kill u. (with a serious look)
to the lady he is asking out-
he: baby,i called u around 2am,u didnt pick up my call,were u sleeping.
I:sleeping? No,infact never,i was only practicn a death scene.
He:so can i call u tonight again
I: can u ask ur grandma in hell:@
He: baby can u come to Abule Egba to c me.
I: i know life can be so difficult for a stupid person,dont worry,its gonna get beta for u.
...just tinkn abt dumb questns from dumb male homo sapiens makes me wanna puke.
Sorry op, i still dont get what u are trying to pass across cos i dnt speak german,neither can i read french

ellechrystal:


Highly dry.

BISIXCLUSIVE:
Some ppl can be madt attimes......what so funny abt a lady asking such questions, if u guyzzz like , dey waka abt on broken bottles becos of a lady, na watting u guyz com do for dis life be dat........so if a lady ask,can u die for me? the answer should be... YES dear I can even go to hell...all becos of u.

Xiana:
Dumb questions and talks from dumb guys and ow i reply them.
He c's a lady for the first time on the road and the first tin that comes out of his mouth is -how far.
I: :|with a curious look,i'm like when did u drop out of school.
He:hey,what are u up to
I: meditating on my plan on aw to kill u. (with a serious look)
to the lady he is asking out-
he: baby,i called u around 2am,u didnt pick up my call,were u sleeping.
I:sleeping? No,infact never,i was only practicn a death scene.
He:so can i call u tonight again
I: can u ask ur grandma in hell:@
He: baby can u come to Abule Egba to c me.
I: i know life can be so difficult for a stupid person,dont worry,its gonna get beta for u.
...just tinkn abt dumb questns from dumb male homo sapiens makes me wanna puke.
Sorry op, i still dont get what u are trying to pass across cos i dnt speak german,neither can i read french

hensben:
epic!

*taking a walk*

Girl: baby carry me, am tired.

Me: *in my mind* i be car.

BISIXCLUSIVE:
Some ppl can be madt attimes......what so funny abt a lady asking such questions, if u guyzzz like , dey waka abt on broken bottles becos of a lady, na watting u guyz com do for dis life be dat........so if a lady ask,can u die for me? the answer should be... YES dear I can even go to hell...all becos of u.

Why some girls come dey put this matter for head

It's very simple...create a counter thread if this one too pain you

zeongeon:
Babe: Hey boo, am trying to be sexy for you so what should I put on?

Boy: Therefore put on the whole amour of God so that when the days of evil come, you may be able to stand ur ground, and after you have done everything to stand. stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breast plate of righteousness in place and with ur feet fitted...should I continue.

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Lilprincey:
Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the
funny answers guys give:
Are you a player?
Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next
season.
Why do you wan't my Pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.
Can you die for me?
Ans: My name is surely not Romeo
My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?
Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a
Nokia 3310.
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny
will happen?
Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil.
Hope you won't break my Heart?
Ans: If you don't put it at the edge of the table.
Can you take me out?
Ans: Sorry are you in prison?
Can you come and pick me up?
Ans: Are you a beans seed?
I think I've missed my period
Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class!
Can't you get a Car?
Ans: Did your father have a car when he was in
college?
Feel free to add urz..

harkindele:

u started well, meaningfull and funny. but the abule egba part is Wat I fnk its offensive 4 ppl like me. if u tink its a place for d poor...ur thinking shld b reviewed cos u knw notin.
and btw...u are rude...not to me, but d op

hensben:
*chatting on watssapp* sunddenly;

Girl: Gen gen

Boy: what? u dey watch movie..wetin be d title.

hensben:
dry n u laugh

ellechrystal:


Do u know d diff between grin n laugh?
Especially a sarcastic grin if u know Wat I mean. .

hensben:
yeah! i got ur sarcasm