30ammy:
When my neighbours daughter died,a guy that came to sympathise said "eya so them go bury this girl with her big bossom" I just looked at him and told him to remove the bossom and preserve it in his fridge.....thats the most stupid stuff have heard.

30ammy:
When my neighbours daughter died,a guy that came to sympathise said "eya so them go bury this girl with her big bossom" I just looked at him and told him to remove the bossom and preserve it in his fridge.....thats the most stupid stuff have heard.

deb6:
A little boy of 4-5yrs did something that the mum didnt like and she said God will punish his generations, eeww i was so surprised......

30ammy:
When my neighbours daughter died,a guy that came to sympathise said "eya so them go bury this girl with her big bossom" I just looked at him and told him to remove the bossom and preserve it in his fridge.....thats the most stupid stuff have heard.

passionate88:
You just useless like your papa... When I hear am, I just look the woman wey dey cure her husband plus including her son, I jejely walkaway

30ammy:
When my neighbours daughter died,a guy that came to sympathise said "eya so them go bury this girl with her big bossom" I just looked at him and told him to remove the bossom and preserve it in his fridge.....thats the most stupid stuff have heard.

ted1741:
A police officer stopped a pastor for speeding, the pastor asked him: how did u know I was speeding, the officer told him the man above (an officer in a small aircraft with stop watch/timer that records speeds of moving vehicles). The officer simply said the man above and the pastor said, "oh, if he said so, it must be true that I was speeding because my God does not lie and as a pastor, I believe in Him 100%. The police officer said, no I don't mean God, just officer in the aircraft. The true man of God retorted, u son of a bitch, i never speed and wasn't speeding, now can i go.

rittyben:
Well my pastor suspended m pastor suspended me, reasons being that "holy spirit" show him dat I was commiting Immorality. And I was like "but Holy Spirit no dey lie na".

ted1741:
A police officer stopped a pastor for speeding, the pastor asked him: how did u know I was speeding, the officer told him the man above (an officer in a small aircraft with stop watch/timer that records speeds of moving vehicles). The officer simply said the man above and the pastor said, "oh, if he said so, it must be true that I was speeding because my God does not lie and as a pastor, I believe in Him 100%. The police officer said, no I don't mean God, just officer in the aircraft. The true man of God retorted, u son of a bitch, i never speed and wasn't speeding, now can i go.

deb6:
A little boy of 4-5yrs did something that the mum didnt like and she said God will punish his generations, eeww i was so surprised......

Youngsage:

happy birthday deb!

deb6:
Thanks

aaronson:
I was stopped by a cultist who's also an armed robber,while questioning me,his phone blew up and he picked the call and said,how far?....dem nor get the level,oya pass them out and clear them...in my mind I was like Wtf? He just told his fellow gang to kill some people.

30ammy:
When my neighbours daughter died,a guy that came to sympathise said "eya so them go bury this girl with her big bossom" I just looked at him and told him to remove the bossom and preserve it in his fridge.....thats the most stupid stuff have heard.