coogar:


nah....i don't believe nollywood movies & i saw loads of them to improve my language skills. it's mostly retardëd. everyone knows everyone - a rich woman who lost her husband will suddenly become destitute. no family, friends, colleagues would help her. they write the shïttiest stories & often go to depressing extremes to drive their points home.



yes, they do.
they know exactly when to slow it down & speed it up. a man doesn't know this - he just worse with his own pace which is mostly hit & miss.

besides, dïldos are inanimate - they don't pressure women. it's only when a woman feels the itch that she uses the dïldo. no pregnancy, no STI, no heartbreaks & orgäsms guaranteed. do you know a better deal?

Thank God you know dildos are berra

bukatyne:

Thank God you know dildos are berra

dildös are better for women whose partners lack the skills or the tools to do a job.

coogar:


dildös are better for women whose partners lack the skills or the tools to do a job.

See remixing

bukatyne:


See remixing

but it's true....
women get tempted to try the dïldo when their expectations aren't met by their bumbling oafish partners. the dïldos become a must-have when the partner completes an hour's job within 120 seconds.....he then snores away while congee gradually chokes the woman.

Okay movie over

The family is reunited as wife did not cheat and kids are for hubby. Friends run mad/die and planted wife ran away with docs (fake or real )?

Sadly, son dies

Closes curtain

coogar:


but it's true....
women get tempted to try the dïldo when their expectations aren't met by their bumbling oafish partners. the dïldos become a must-have when the partner completes an hour's job within 120 seconds.....he then snores away while congee gradually chokes the woman.

Will you open an organization for 'unsatisfied' women?

Is it the same women that don't trust each other and see other women as those who want to snatch their men

Bollocks!

bukatyne:

Will you open an organization for 'unsatisfied' women?

nah - they should fend for themselves.
i am not a sex liberator.

coogar:


nah - they should fend for themselves.
i am not a sex liberator.

LOL!

You are too selfish o!

coogar:


nah....i don't believe nollywood movies & i saw loads of them to improve my language skills. it's mostly retardëd. everyone knows everyone - a rich woman who lost her husband will suddenly become destitute. no family, friends, colleagues would help her. they write the shïttiest stories & often go to depressing extremes to drive their points home.



yes, they do.
they know exactly when to slow it down & speed it up. a man doesn't know this - he just worse with his own pace which is mostly hit & miss.

besides, dïldos are inanimate - they don't pressure women. it's only when a woman feels the itch that she uses the dïldo. no pregnancy, no STI, no heartbreaks & orgäsms guaranteed. do you know a better deal?

I suppose Your intention is to find fault in the sequence of words and actions in the film and the relationship details d movie producers might have omitted, consequently making u miss the seemingly intricate essence of the film itself in relation to societal values. In my household we hadly watch nollywood movies. The few we hav watched hav often fallen flat in respect of these errors u mention. But events chronicled in the movies are issues that do occure in real life.

pickabeau1:
Is it the same women that don't trust each other and see other women as those who want to snatch their men

Bollocks!

Not clear

nairalife2013:


I suppose Your intention is to find fault in the sequence of words and actions in the film and the relationship details d movie producers might have omitted, consequently making u miss the seemingly intricate essence of the film itself in relation to societal values. In my household we hadly watch nollywood movies. The few we hav watched hav often fallen flat in respect of these errors u mention. But events chronicled in the movies are issues that do occure in real life.

they aren't.....
even if the stories are correct to some extent, they screw it up by always letting the evil people confess or meet their waterloo just to fulfill their idiotïc opinion that evil doesn't pay.

if evil people die that frequently, there wouldn't be any more evil in the world. in most cases, evil people rarely die, good people die more. that is the reality & african movie producers haven't tuned their senses to that fact.

bukatyne:

LOL!
You are too selfish o!

i have adam oshiomole's number, he can fight for your cause.

coogar:


they aren't.....
even if the stories are correct to some extent, they screw it up by always letting the evil people confess or meet their waterloo just to fulfill their idiotïc opinion that evil doesn't pay.

if evil people die that frequently, there wouldn't be any more evil in the world. in most cases, evil people rarely die, good people die more. that is the reality & african movie producers haven't tuned their senses to that fact.



i have adam oshiomole's number, he can fight for your cause.

My cause ke?

bukatyne:


My cause ke?

apologies - i thought you were speaking for yourself all along.

coogar:

apologies - i thought you were speaking for yourself all along.

My herbalist is finalizing a jazz that will help me cease the best clothes of NLers via Bluetooth

Will you be the pilot NLer?

coogar:


apologies - i thought you were speaking for yourself all along.

Hehehe. I'm sure sista Bukatyne has no worries in that department or I could be jonzing.

bukatyne:


My herbalist is finalizing a jazz that will help me cease the best clothes of NLers via Bluetooth

Will you be the pilot NLer?

i don't mind - how does it work?

Timbuktou:
Hehehe. I'm sure sista Bukatyne has no worries in that department or I could be jonzing.

hehehehe!
sister bukatyne is a quick learner.

Timbuktou:
Hehehe. I'm sure sista Bukatyne has no worries in that department or I could be jonzing.

I am a wise wife and will NOT discuss this issue

Sorry I forgot my manners.

Everyone welcome to my thread

coogar:


i don't mind - how does it work?



hehehehe!
sister bukatyne is a quick learner.

Will let you know

coogar:


they aren't.....
even if the stories are correct to some extent, they screw it up by always letting the evil people confess or meet their waterloo just to fulfill their idiotïc opinion that evil doesn't pay.

if evil people die that frequently, there wouldn't be any more evil in the world. in most cases, evil people rarely die, good people die more. that is the reality & african movie producers haven't tuned their senses to that fact.



i have adam oshiomole's number, he can fight for your cause.

itx like that everywhere. Villains meet thier waterloo in Hollywood and Bollywood movies too, as a lesson to the watchers(audience). Developed countries produce better movies cos they are more technically enhaced and becos they hav many years of experience backing them up. Indian movies hav technical flaws too.
Encourage them... becos yur child is not taking the first position in class doesnt mean u should abandon him; he still can take that first position in the future and go ahead to outdo his mates in the latter days.
Search ya sef. Art thou internally and externally without blemish? At thy sch and worship places and at work and play do thy say and deeds equate with the ultimate perfection?

bukatyne:


Not clear

Your premise is that women take counsel from other women which may be destructive...yes?

pickabeau1:



Your premise is that women take counsel from other women which may be destructive...yes?

No

bukatyne:


No

so wats your premise

pickabeau1:



so wats your premise

They should watch their tongue

bukatyne:


They should watch their tongue

ok...i get

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so is this advice only for married women

single women dont need to watch or men for that matter

pickabeau1:

ok...i get

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so is this advice only for married women

single women dont need to watch or men for that matter

The thread was based on two movies I watched and they were women

It is to ladies in tango with men; married, engaged, courting, dating etc.

ok..

bukatyne:


The thread was based on two movies I watched and they were women

It is to ladies in tango with men; married, engaged, courting, dating etc.

Stop watching stupid Africa magic movies with stupid storylines!

bukatyne:
So I watched two films (1 Yoruba & 1 English) and I noticed two foolish women.

1. Yoruba: she was engaged to be married in 2weks time and she told her hairdresser to come do home service for her. Hairdresser misses her way and iyawo met her on the way and she started blabbing that hubby to be bough her a car, keeps N5m at home, spends money like dollars etc. Hairdresser sends armed robbers to HTB and he is spared because he had helped them once. Obviously, wedding was called off despite pleas.

2. English: She was married and befriended old single ladies (I think they were divorced) against her mother's advice. As usual, blabbing and giving her 'friends' gift of $500. The friends 'saw' hubby coming out of an eatery with a lady which was translated to hubby kissing and smooching the girl. Wifey refuses to listen to hubby 's explanation that the lady was his account manager and decides to sleep with the gateman. Hubby finds out and sends her parking. Needless to say, her 'friends' were actually prepping the hubby for their single younger sister and they are going for the kill through infamous fellowship and they have deserted her. The film is still unfolding. Foolish wife was not working and All her family life has come to a halt. The film is currently showing: The pain of Nene .

Are there some women so fool.ish that instead of building their homes and protecting their husbands, they actually destroy him with their fool.ishness?

If Yes, change o!

babeline:
Stop watching stupid Africa magic movies with stupid storylines!

Yes mummy

pickabeau1:
ok..

What's ok?

bukatyne:


What's ok?

as i get ur premise..