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I'm Tired Of This by aristocrazzy: 7:11am On Dec 11, 2014 |
Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to suscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1. Dear customer, are u HUNGRY??... txt HGY to35388 4 tips on HUNGER and what to EAT. 2. Dear customer, need DELIVERANCE??...Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself 3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral tips 4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soaps to your phone. 5. Dear customer feeling HEART BROKEN??....Text HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart... Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY TIPS... for what?? Hehehe. HABA! I'm tired of this. |
Re: I'm Tired Of This by Nobody: 8:23am On Dec 11, 2014 |
[size=80pt]dear costumer is konji worrying you: text 35214 to get tips on how to Relieve your self from konji[/size] |
Re: I'm Tired Of This by merit12(f): 8:55am On Dec 11, 2014 |
How will you like to smoke some weed You. Are ganger planter ,we call you the ganger farmer Freedom of weed express Well done op Watching this op with my black google 3d glasses |
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