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Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by amodu(m): 1:02am On Dec 13, 2014
Two Communities, Ozoro and Oleh in Delta
state, decided to hold a drinking competition.
A week to the competition, Ozoro community
sent a delegate to Oleh, to confirm if the
competition will still hold. When the guy that
was the delegate got there, the people of Oleh
brought 20 litres of their strongest Ogogoro
(Local Gin) as Kola. The guy asked; ``Can i
test it?``

The people said; ``Go ahead``. The guy
drank and finished the whole 20 litres and
said; This is okay, where is the main drink??
The People of Oleh shouted; ``Come o, are
you among the competitors??``The guy
replied; ``No, i did not qualify!!!``

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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Nobody: 8:06am On Dec 13, 2014
dry dry dry...
even a smile didnt envelop my lips angry

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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by accurate0805: 8:06am On Dec 13, 2014
lipsrsealed
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Abbey2sam(m): 8:06am On Dec 13, 2014
Laugh wan tear my belle
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by holatin(m): 8:06am On Dec 13, 2014
old jokes but the humour is still there.

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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Shadyswag(m): 8:07am On Dec 13, 2014
LMAO!

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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Vivly(f): 8:07am On Dec 13, 2014
Stale Joke.!
Written Poorly!!

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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by elizabethajoke2(f): 8:07am On Dec 13, 2014
ok
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by CaptainJason: 8:07am On Dec 13, 2014
And this one is here too. SMH
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by marieolae(f): 8:08am On Dec 13, 2014
very dry undecided..is this meant to be a joke? This is poor man.

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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Nobody: 8:08am On Dec 13, 2014
At which point it may be necessary for someone to throw in the (metaphorical and literal) towel.

P.S I think it is nigh impossible for someone to drink 20 liters of ogogoro or kai kai....without suffering serious alcohol poisoning

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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by accurate0805: 8:08am On Dec 13, 2014
Lol

Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Nobody: 8:08am On Dec 13, 2014
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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by abbeyoye2001(m): 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014
Old jokes since 1978
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by emmymdk: 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014
ericgold:
'F
. Space booker
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by pelvicky(m): 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014
Imagine what the qualifier will do,

lolz...but this joke don old nw...abi i lie?? MY PEOPLE
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by DancingSkeleton(m): 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014
Hehehe
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Ilekeh(f): 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014
So so dry.
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Blackchampion(m): 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014
Biaaa OP! is dis suppose to be funny? huh?
.
#Mycharitycomment
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Ovialekhe(f): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014
Funny.
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Nobody: 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014
Mods Kindly ban this OP till when Naija hosts another world cup! thanks
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by sircardinal: 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014
Lols. No be small thing ooooo
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by omanifrank(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014
ha..na wa o
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Namady(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014
They should not even try grin grin grin

The unqualified drunkard tho shocked

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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by ROZZAYY(f): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014
Dis








































Made fp?
I give up!
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by ferarifero(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014
Hmm
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by amdo007(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014
My Grampa listened to this joke in Elementary.
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by tyson99(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014
Vivly:
Stale Joke.
Written Poorly!
Attack me at your own peril.
write ya own nah!

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