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Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by amodu(m): 1:02am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Two Communities, Ozoro and Oleh in Delta state, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, Ozoro community sent a delegate to Oleh, to confirm if the competition will still hold. When the guy that was the delegate got there, the people of Oleh brought 20 litres of their strongest Ogogoro (Local Gin) as Kola. The guy asked; ``Can i test it?`` The people said; ``Go ahead``. The guy drank and finished the whole 20 litres and said; This is okay, where is the main drink?? The People of Oleh shouted; ``Come o, are you among the competitors??``The guy replied; ``No, i did not qualify!!!`` 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Nobody: 8:06am On Dec 13, 2014 |
dry dry dry... even a smile didnt envelop my lips 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by accurate0805: 8:06am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Abbey2sam(m): 8:06am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Laugh wan tear my belle |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by holatin(m): 8:06am On Dec 13, 2014 |
old jokes but the humour is still there. 2 Likes |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Shadyswag(m): 8:07am On Dec 13, 2014 |
LMAO! 1 Like |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Vivly(f): 8:07am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Stale Joke.! Written Poorly!! 1 Like |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by elizabethajoke2(f): 8:07am On Dec 13, 2014 |
ok |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by CaptainJason: 8:07am On Dec 13, 2014 |
And this one is here too. SMH |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by marieolae(f): 8:08am On Dec 13, 2014 |
very dry ..is this meant to be a joke? This is poor man. 1 Like |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Nobody: 8:08am On Dec 13, 2014 |
At which point it may be necessary for someone to throw in the (metaphorical and literal) towel. P.S I think it is nigh impossible for someone to drink 20 liters of ogogoro or kai kai....without suffering serious alcohol poisoning 1 Like |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by accurate0805: 8:08am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Lol
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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Nobody: 8:08am On Dec 13, 2014 |
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Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by abbeyoye2001(m): 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Old jokes since 1978 |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by emmymdk: 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014 |
ericgold:. Space booker |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by pelvicky(m): 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Imagine what the qualifier will do, lolz...but this joke don old nw...abi i lie?? MY PEOPLE |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by DancingSkeleton(m): 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Hehehe |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Ilekeh(f): 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014 |
So so dry. |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Blackchampion(m): 8:09am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Biaaa OP! is dis suppose to be funny? huh? . #Mycharitycomment |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Ovialekhe(f): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Funny. |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Nobody: 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Mods Kindly ban this OP till when Naija hosts another world cup! thanks |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by sircardinal: 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Lols. No be small thing ooooo |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by omanifrank(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014 |
ha..na wa o |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by Namady(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014 |
They should not even try The unqualified drunkard tho 1 Like |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by ROZZAYY(f): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Dis Made fp? I give up! |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by ferarifero(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Hmm |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by amdo007(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014 |
My Grampa listened to this joke in Elementary. |
Re: Drinking Competition, I Salute O. by tyson99(m): 8:10am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Vivly:write ya own nah! |
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