Michael, died and went to Heaven. As he stood in
front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?''
St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-
Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.''
''Oh'', said michael ''Whose clock is that?''
''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never
told a lie.''
''Incredible!'', said michael. ''And whose clock is
that one?''
St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that
Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.''
''Where are the clocks of all Nigerian Politicians?''
asked michael
St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using
them as ceiling fans."