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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:58pm On Aug 29, 2015
Pls u guys should post meaningful stuff and save us d strex of scrolling tru blank messages for long. It's jst an advice.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 7:01pm On Aug 29, 2015
Nicky058:
Pls u guys should post meaningful stuff and save us d strex of scrolling tru blank messages for long. It's jst an advice.
Welcome ma.
When next you get to a place, ask for the way they do their things and don't just conclude.
we're a one and happy family here. Everything we post seem meaningful to us and we're really enjoying it. Make sure you have a nice stay here.
Thank you

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:14pm On Aug 29, 2015
Temmi001:
khassy, do'u know the problem we have? We got too much money, So we're looking for the easiest ways to spend it. No wonder these BSS girls are always sitting around block 9 and 10 waiting for Engine guys with cash and Something upstairs!
#EngineTillKhassyAnd BoigrammzStopDistributingThunder!

You mean all those broke ass niccurs that seat at block 7 and waiting for who to join money with so as to buy 60:40undecidedundecided

Engine boys rich my foot.... They always borrow..
I think they should be given an award for that set


#TeamBrownTag
#TeamMoneyBags
#TeamFreshBoiz
#TeamRichGang



No venture cal engine bois when calling rich guys abeg

Even #GoldTag better pass una
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 7:25pm On Aug 29, 2015
khassy:


You mean all those broke ass niccurs that seat at block 7 and waiting for who to join money with so as to buy 60:40undecidedundecided

Engine boys rich my foot.... They always borrow..
I think they should be given an award for that set


#TeamBrownTag
#TeamMoneyBags
#TeamFreshBoiz
#TeamRichGang



No venture cal engine bois when calling rich guys abeg

Even #GoldTag better pass una


lol! Bread and Akara is the Engineering students' national food. Little wonder we call it 'Engine Burger.' we have little time than to walk miles to get food and 'unpack it.' Even the crazily rich Engineers still live On a bottle of La casera and gala or Guiness when they're on site. They actually don't have time.
All said. . .
#WeEngineersRock!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:25pm On Aug 29, 2015
Nicky058:
Pls u guys should post meaningful stuff and save us d strex of scrolling tru blank messages for long. It's jst an advice.


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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Lordseyad(m): 7:28pm On Aug 29, 2015
lol... This corporate morafucker thinks na everybody dey use Android...

grin

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:31pm On Aug 29, 2015
Temmi001:
lol! Bread and Akara is the Engineering students' national food. Little wonder we call it 'Engine Burger.' we have little time than to walk miles to get food and 'unpack it.' Even the crazily rich Engineers still live On a bottle of La casera and gala or Guiness when they're on site. They actually don't have time.
All said. . .
#WeEngineersRock!

My time's almost up if not we would've been in this till next tomorrow


#EngineSucks
#BrokeAssEngineBois



#TeamCIS
#TeamFreshGang
#TeamRichBoiz

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by OGeeKush(m): 7:32pm On Aug 29, 2015
awon were ti wa yapa ni thread yi sha... o ma shey o
btw is it true dat d post utme cut off mark is now 40?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:36pm On Aug 29, 2015
Lordseyad:
lol... This corporate morafucker thinks na everybody dey use Android...

grin


Abeg shey people still d use Bb abi Java or symbian phone again ni ?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:38pm On Aug 29, 2015
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OGeeKush:
awon were ti wa yapa ni thread yi sha... o ma shey o
btw is it true dat d post utme cut off mark is now 40?

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its now 89 undecidedundecidedundecidedundecided

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by hulkhiharitoz(m): 7:43pm On Aug 29, 2015
khassy:



You mean Like this one abi cheesycheesygrin
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:50pm On Aug 29, 2015
Alpet how far na

Long time...ur line no go ooo??

Reply ASAP
I wan logout
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Alpet(m): 8:00pm On Aug 29, 2015
khassy:
Alpet how far na
Long time...ur line no go ooo??
Reply ASAP I wan logout
Y u dey go on & off? Yap, m now available. Sha welcome back.
Temmi001, u knw say na #CIS boyz full dis thread. Engine boyz & dia daily meal. Wishing u success in ur exam.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 8:03pm On Aug 29, 2015
Thanks very much sire.
Alpet:


Y u dey go on & off?
Yap, m now available.
Sha welcome back.

Temmi001, u knw say na #CIS boyz full dis thread. Engine boyz & dia daily meal.
Wishing u success in ur exam.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 8:09pm On Aug 29, 2015
khassy:


Hey dawg

Got some fvcks to give... Ah need to give some to Wheesin for that lengthy trash up there
undecidedundecided
grin grin grin Boss........., calm down............I heard the nigga's been mixing maltina and smirrnoff ice.You know he's got a very light brain.He got drunk and he has been spilling trash everywhere he goes.When sleeps and wakes up tomorrow,he wud regain his senses.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:09pm On Aug 29, 2015
Alpet:


Y u dey go on & off?
Yap, m now available.
Sha welcome back.

Temmi001, u knw say na #CIS boyz full dis thread. Engine boyz & dia daily meal.
Wishing u success in ur exam.

Na dat stuff wey I gist you before ni

How School na

No mind temmi001 we go murder engine bois here
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:12pm On Aug 29, 2015
IDGAF:

grin grin grin Boss........., calm down............I heard the nigga's been mixing maltina and smirrnoff ice.You know he's got a very light brain.He got drunk and he has been spilling trash everywhere he goes.When sleeps and wakes up tomorrow,he wud regain his senses.

My bad

I forgot the nigga is still growing up
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Titidi(f): 8:27pm On Aug 29, 2015
wheesin:
[b] This message is to whom it may concern


The properties of our late but now very stupidly much alive brother, Mr khassy a M.U.M.U degree holder (Oxford university,ilorin) in scintillating Super hyper Magnetic Foolishness. SHMF, undecided should be returned as soon as possible. All those who were partakers of the 10 naira worth of property distribution should please return what was illegally given to them as birth rights.
The following names of relatives, friends and well wishers are included in this list of illegal and punishable through a wet saliva filled kiss by our saliva expert Titidi..men shes so good at it. The culprits are:


1) boigrammz - so wretched he had to wait for The M.U.M.U title holder to kick the scrotum before he jumped on mr khassys 10 naira worth of
properties. undecided

2)Temmi001: This is one of khassys mistress. She doesn't care if he passed away or not, as long as she gets her own share of the 10 naira khassy left behind. Even if her share was 5 naira, she would get a Zimbabwean visa ,travel down to zimbabwe and convert it to Zimbabwean dollars, she go turn billionaire over night. undecided

3)Yungmilio2: the real father of khassy, younger than khassy, balls more than khassy day and night. dope guy, fucking rich, rides a suzuki motorcycle.. but still he deepened his fingers into khassys wealth..what a shame angry

4) Legitlayo ; khassys hot girlfriend.. goes around town in a mini skirt and lubutin shoe. Always jumping from potbelle to potbelle .oga undecided stop it

5) Agent9 : oga landlord i don't blame him..this is what you get when your tenant owes you money for over 10 years without blinking. sad he had no choice but to sink his fingers into kworruption.. now remove it..i forgive you. smiley

6) IDGAF: never GAF even when he remains khassys house boy.. Born a houseboy. lives a house boy..and might probably ____ (fill in the gap) a house boy. angry

7) Mzlarem : khassys neighbour that fries akara in front of their house. she ****************************************************************** ***************************************************and so she *************************************** forgetting that one day she might *************************************** .

8.)duke59: Official waste collector for khassys compound.. Watin he sabi than to park dustbin...mtchew angry

9) You; yes you that is reading right now, and saying i dnt know how to speak Good english yet you took your time to read this, then you are one of them. angry [/b]

Surrender, avoid Force being used on you
Welldone kontinu........ why are you telling everyone how you enjoyed the kiss
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:33pm On Aug 29, 2015
wheesin:
[b] This message is to whom it may concern


The properties of our late but now very stupidly much alive brother, Mr khassy a M.U.M.U degree holder (Oxford university,ilorin) in scintillating Super hyper Magnetic Foolishness. SHMF, undecided should be returned as soon as possible. All those who were partakers of the 10 naira worth of property distribution should please return what was illegally given to them as birth rights.
The following names of relatives, friends and well wishers are included in this list of illegal and punishable through a wet saliva filled kiss by our saliva expert Titidi..men shes so good at it. The culprits are:


1) boigrammz - so wretched he had to wait for The M.U.M.U title holder to kick the scrotum before he jumped on mr khassys 10 naira worth of
properties. undecided

2)Temmi001: This is one of khassys mistress. She doesn't care if he passed away or not, as long as she gets her own share of the 10 naira khassy left behind. Even if her share was 5 naira, she would get a Zimbabwean visa ,travel down to zimbabwe and convert it to Zimbabwean dollars, she go turn billionaire over night. undecided

3)Yungmilio2: the real father of khassy, younger than khassy, balls more than khassy day and night. dope guy, fucking rich, rides a suzuki motorcycle.. but still he deepened his fingers into khassys wealth..what a shame angry

4) Legitlayo ; khassys hot girlfriend.. goes around town in a mini skirt and lubutin shoe. Always jumping from potbelle to potbelle .oga undecided stop it

5) Agent9 : oga landlord i don't blame him..this is what you get when your tenant owes you money for over 10 years without blinking. sad he had no choice but to sink his fingers into kworruption.. now remove it..i forgive you. smiley

6) IDGAF: never GAF even when he remains khassys house boy.. Born a houseboy. lives a house boy..and might probably ____ (fill in the gap) a house boy. angry

7) Mzlarem : khassys neighbour that fries akara in front of their house. she ****************************************************************** ***************************************************and so she *************************************** forgetting that one day she might *************************************** .

8.)duke59: Official waste collector for khassys compound.. Watin he sabi than to park dustbin...mtchew angry

9) You; yes you that is reading right now, and saying i dnt know how to speak Good english yet you took your time to read this, then you are one of them. angry [/b]

Surrender, avoid Force being used on you
Lol..she's so what? U 4 complete am na..funny tho
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2015
[quote author=hulkhiharitoz post=37469517][/quote]

Na so you d find ban reach abi cheesygrin


I no d ooo
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Alpet(m): 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2015
khassy:

Na dat stuff wey I gist you before ni
How School na
No mind temmi001 we go murder engine bois here
Aiit, no problem. We gonna talk more later then.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:41pm On Aug 29, 2015
Nicky058:
Pls u guys should post meaningful stuff and save us d strex of scrolling tru blank messages for long. It's jst an advice.
don't worry it takes tym ,u will get use to it smiley

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by hulkhiharitoz(m): 8:51pm On Aug 29, 2015
khassy:


Na so you d find ban reach abi cheesygrin


I no d ooo
dem no fit dash us ban.
Us to holy...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by youngguru23(m): 9:09pm On Aug 29, 2015
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:16pm On Aug 29, 2015
wheesin:
[b] This message is to whom it may concern


The properties of our late but now very stupidly much alive brother, Mr khassy a M.U.M.U degree holder (Oxford university,ilorin) in scintillating Super hyper Magnetic Foolishness. SHMF, undecided should be returned as soon as possible. All those who were partakers of the 10 naira worth of property distribution should please return what was illegally given to them as birth rights.
The following names of relatives, friends and well wishers are included in this list of illegal and punishable through a wet saliva filled kiss by our saliva expert Titidi..men shes so good at it. The culprits are:


1) boigrammz - so wretched he had to wait for The M.U.M.U title holder to kick the scrotum before he jumped on mr khassys 10 naira worth of
properties. undecided

2)Temmi001: This is one of khassys mistress. She doesn't care if he passed away or not, as long as she gets her own share of the 10 naira khassy left behind. Even if her share was 5 naira, she would get a Zimbabwean visa ,travel down to zimbabwe and convert it to Zimbabwean dollars, she go turn billionaire over night. undecided

3)Yungmilio2: the real father of khassy, younger than khassy, balls more than khassy day and night. dope guy, fucking rich, rides a suzuki motorcycle.. but still he deepened his fingers into khassys wealth..what a shame angry

4) Legitlayo ; khassys hot girlfriend.. goes around town in a mini skirt and lubutin shoe. Always jumping from potbelle to potbelle .oga undecided stop it

5) Agent9 : oga landlord i don't blame him..this is what you get when your tenant owes you money for over 10 years without blinking. sad he had no choice but to sink his fingers into kworruption.. now remove it..i forgive you. smiley

6) IDGAF: never GAF even when he remains khassys house boy.. Born a houseboy. lives a house boy..and might probably ____ (fill in the gap) a house boy. angry

7) Mzlarem : khassys neighbour that fries akara in front of their house. she ****************************************************************** ***************************************************and so she *************************************** forgetting that one day she might *************************************** .

8.)duke59: Official waste collector for khassys compound.. Watin he sabi than to park dustbin...mtchew angry

9) You; yes you that is reading right now, and saying i dnt know how to speak Good english yet you took your time to read this, then you are one of them. angry [/b]

Surrender, avoid Force being used on you
chai is nah me be dis..SMH
So out of all the role it is d dustbin packer u see to give me.where is khassy's lengendary thunder when u need it?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:19pm On Aug 29, 2015
khassy:


My bad

I forgot the nigga is still growing up
lol
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by adewaleadam(m): 9:23pm On Aug 29, 2015
Haaaaaaa....... Na 319 I leave this thing how cum the thing reach 331....... Oga oooooo... Any way sha


GUD EVENING NIGGERS
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:28pm On Aug 29, 2015
Mzflexydeeva:
thanks! How was urs?
I thanks God oh..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ayokunlei(m): 9:48pm On Aug 29, 2015
khassy:


You mean all those broke ass niccurs that seat at block 7 and waiting for who to join money with so as to buy 60:40undecidedundecided

Engine boys rich my foot.... They always borrow..
I think they should be given an award for that set


#TeamBrownTag
#TeamMoneyBags
#TeamFreshBoiz
#TeamRichGang



No venture cal engine bois when calling rich guys abeg

Even #GoldTag better pass una



k for khassy. Wetin happen, wia you go since fa?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:48pm On Aug 29, 2015
OGeeKush:
awon were ti wa yapa ni thread yi sha... o ma shey o
btw is it true dat d post utme cut off mark is now 40?

And you are one those *WERE*
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:49pm On Aug 29, 2015
adewaleadam:
Haaaaaaa....... Na 319 I leave this thing how cum the thing reach 331....... Oga oooooo... Any way sha


GUD EVENING NIGGERS

What's up man.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:53pm On Aug 29, 2015
Oqa Khassy don woke up frm the coffin shaa..

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