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A Mathematics Student Letter To His Girl Friend by siraj1402(m): 6:58am On Dec 14, 2014 |
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. Yours ever loving. 3 Likes |
Re: A Mathematics Student Letter To His Girl Friend by siraj1402(m): 7:13am On Dec 14, 2014 |
This guy never dull himself,his is not a clueless 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematics Student Letter To His Girl Friend by Extom(m): 7:45am On Dec 14, 2014 |
I can imagine him telling this to a girl who hates Mathematics right from her primary school days, because she didn't her mathematics teacher. I can assure you that instead of scoring points, he'll be dropping some. |
Re: A Mathematics Student Letter To His Girl Friend by Olodapsing(m): 8:19am On Dec 14, 2014 |
i will advice u dat if only if she could make her heart converges then u will always make yr x equals to zero and that's wen she could plot the scatter diagram she as always want to plot. my buroda ao u dey? 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematics Student Letter To His Girl Friend by widowhusband: 8:37am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Her answer be like, young man on a likert scale i strongly disagree |
Re: A Mathematics Student Letter To His Girl Friend by holdsumthin(m): 8:42am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Lol |
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