Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed
with a text and wake up with a text message. It's
either they are calling me or begging me to
subscribe to one thing or the other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:

1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY? Text HGY to
35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT.

2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE? Text DEL TO
35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself.

3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems? Text
ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral
tips.

4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap?
Text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soaps to your
phone.

5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN? Text
HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster
your heart.

6. Dear customer..wanna catch all the witches in
your village? Text catch to 30305 for tips to catch
all the witches in your village.

7. Dear customer, do you know there are people
who don't want you to succeed in your village? Text
Thunder Fire Them to 33050.

Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS...for what

Is it Harmattan already?? Co sI've neva xperienced dis kinda dryness...