A man and his wife were arguing about the superiority
of men and women. These are the arguments they
presented:
WIFE: Men are the head but women are the neck,
without the neck, the head cannot stand. Men were
created out of dust but women were created out of
flesh and flesh is stronger than the dust. Also, anything
a man can do, a woman can do it better. In the life of
any successful man there must be a woman.
MAN: A woman is not complete without a man because
you cannot spell woman without man. You cannot spell
she without he nor Mrs without Mr. Neither can you
spell Madam without Adam; and why is it that we say
Amen in the church instead of Awomen?
Who won?

Both