Dopeyomi:
Story

tosyne2much:
This is a FP material jhor

11. When you start seeing beyond kitty-cat and the bosom of a lady


12. When you can help a lady financially without thinking of getting under her skirt

emusmith:


Do you have something sensible to add?

LaurelP:
Must it always be 10?

Dopeyomi:


Well a sign to sHow you're a Man is to knOw how to quote space bookers on Nairaland..


If tHis tOpic makes frOnt page tHen I'll modify tHe post #simple ewu

emusmith:


Hmmm... when you don't use Vaseline... Tosyne!!!

You try for this thread jawe.. Me sef wan learn this Top 10 ........ Stuff wey una dey create oooo

chimerase2:
Op time has gone wen guys lay der hands on their spouse
So cancel dat one

emusmith:
When do we actually call a male a MAN?


" When I was a child, I think like a child... when I became a MAN, I put away childish things"

Meaning, there are some things that when we put away, we become MEN indeed!


Below are 10 signs that differentiate you From a child...



1. You are faithful to one partner.

Only children say one thing and mean another.
If you vowed to remain faithful to her till death do you both part, then stick to your word.

A man is known by his words!


2. You don't stay out late.

Whatever excuse you may want to give is not worth it.
Is it football? Buy your own cable... Metro is not expensive na!

Drinking? Stop it sef!


3. He is thoughtful.

A real man plans ahead. He has it all figured out. Don't let your colleague be the one to remind you of your wife's birthday or anniversary.

Some men are too busy that they can't notice when their wife is going through stress at work. ... hmm.... E nor good!


4. You apologize relentlessly.

Stop forming KingKong, dat era don pass!
You offended and in your head is the school of thought that men don't apologize to women.

My guy, which planet are you from?


5. You talk less when your lady talks much.

Women are not only endowed at the back but also in their mouth.

When she is hurt, she will talk, but your reply should be in few sentences.

Two wrongs cannot make a right!


6. You are financially buoyant to take care of her needs.

How could I forget this?
You said, she is disrespectful. Start giving her money and see submission in action.

# I'm not referring those Recharge Card Beggers on Social Networks oo#

Women are designed to receive! Take it!

Giving her tells her you care for her...

how can you say you care and you've not a spent a penny on her?
Give her again and again and watch her pay attention to you and your dreams.. lol.

# nobody care how much you know until they know how much you care# QED!



7. You don't ever lay a finger on your wife.

Na Small small e dey start o...stop jokingly hitting ladies...

Beating your spouse is insanity!

You and her are One, beating her is beating yourself.
Who does that? An insane man.

Are you insane?


8. You appreciate her ceaselessly.

Your girl buys you a wrist watch and you don't really appreciate because you think it's your money, after all...hah!

No matter how "hard" a woman is, appreciation causes her to do more without complaining.

Complaining is a sign that you're not recognizing her efforts in the house.

You think she is an house wife? Wrong!

She wakes 4AM for school runs, then market, kitchen, washing, shop, school runs etc...

With appreciation, a woman can lick your feet. lol!

9. Sexually Active.

I didn't forget oooo
Orgasm is part of what makes sexx pleasurable. Every woman wants it!

For V's like some of us, we need to read books how to really/ truly satisfy our woman.

She deserves it na!

Forget Indecency Films, e nor real o...we know wetin dem dey take na...


10. You don't have to say this: "Don't you know I'm the man of the house?"

Lol! She will just know you are the baba!

You don't have to say it...
If indeed, you have tried to work on yourself from No. 1 - 9, Then No. 10 will just come naturally.

Only children tell their younger ones, "don't you know I'm older than you?" lol!



NB: No one is perfect o, we are all striving towards it.

I believe childishness can be put away and maturity can be brought in.

You can add yours....

Jennimma:
number 5 is a MUST or...

I dislike dulling to the core.


Nice thread op.

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Very nice piece.

okotv:
beautiful

tosyne2much:


You try for this thread jawe.. Me sef wan learn this Top 10 ........ Stuff wey una dey create oooo

marieolae:
lalasticlala front page please.

emusmith:


Humility In Action!

you go teach me ooooo

tosyne2much:
This is a FP material jhor

11. When you start seeing beyond the kitty-cat and bosom of a lady


12. When you can help a lady financially without thinking of getting under her skirt


13. When you stop causing problems, booking unnecessary space and derailing every thread in the section


14. When you stop hiding indecency on your laptop or mobile phone