folutoke:
. That babe na strategist oh. Even on top the matter, she still remember her words. She's more exprienced

SPINA101:
hmmm op dat number 5 ehe if e happen I go just kill d girl meanwhile I no you are typing this out of experience

holatin:
polluting the air.
Phone ringing
Someone knocking my door.
new post alert on nairaland

donnypool:


you don spoil

twerkjack:
haba dat one na understatement

twerkjack:
Ƴεα thanx for contributing

obongproff:
How abt dis? Ur busy banging dis chic with passion and after like 15 mins she tells u to stop dat she is tired, and you neva even start sef cos you are a million miles away from cumming. So u end up pulling out ur condom and having an erection all day cos d chic is too tired to fucck. :@

twerkjack:
By twerkjack. Much as some ppl pretend, sex is a very important part of a relationship. Matter of fact, Sometimes, it determines whether or not ur going to tie the knot with ur partner (for unmarried couples) so here are five of the most annoying things that can happen during sex. 1.weak er*ction: ladies what's ur reaction, when ur riding ur man in the heat of passion and suddenly ur guy's Dick deflates and then u'll have to persuade it to get back to work and sometimes, every attempt to resuscitate it proves futile.lolz. So annoying right? Yeah i Know the feeling. For guys hw do u react to this? 2. Cumming too fast: he just goes in and 30 seconds later he's done and out. Guys, take a look at dat lady's face, she's struggling with the urge to stab u in the eye lolz. 3.dryness of the vagina: maybe twas wet at the start, but mins later it becomes completely dry and uncomfortable for both parties. 4. Non particapatin partner: some ppl complain dat Their partners who are mostly fat/chubby/curvy hehe do not participate during sex, they just fall on the bed while Their partner does all the work. 5. Moaning another persons name: haha dis one is the most annoying of them all, ur fvcking Philip ur yelling "oh i just love u Andre". It just kills the mood even if u don't have feelings for the person ur having sex with. Add urs!

Rolly83:
Wow,I love this thread!!!Done no.5 though.

Chizzy20:
really nd wat was d guy reaction?

twerkjack:
By twerkjack. Much as some ppl pretend, sex is a very important part of a relationship. Matter of fact, Sometimes, it determines whether or not ur going to tie the knot with ur partner (for unmarried couples) so here are five of the most annoying things that can happen during sex. 1.weak er*ction: ladies what's ur reaction, when ur riding ur man in the heat of passion and suddenly ur guy's Dick deflates and then u'll have to persuade it to get back to work and sometimes, every attempt to resuscitate it proves futile.lolz. So annoying right? Yeah i Know the feeling. For guys hw do u react to this? 2. Cumming too fast: he just goes in and 30 seconds later he's done and out. Guys, take a look at dat lady's face, she's struggling with the urge to stab u in the eye lolz. 3.dryness of the vagina: maybe twas wet at the start, but mins later it becomes completely dry and uncomfortable for both parties. 4. Non particapatin partner: some ppl complain dat Their partners who are mostly fat/chubby/curvy hehe do not participate during sex, they just fall on the bed while Their partner does all the work. 5. Moaning another persons name: haha dis one is the most annoying of them all, ur fvcking Philip ur yelling "oh i just love u Andre". It just kills the mood even if u don't have feelings for the person ur having sex with. Add urs!

neoapocalypse:


For number 3 , she mostly will get dry if you in a room with the ac on ( and chilling ) , it has happened numerous times while at it. I noticed it a couple of years back

KingTom:
Guy no do oh! It happened once, the babe was just screaming "I love you Oh God I love you, I love you I love you, God I love you!" The next day she come say na God she say she love no be me. E pain me ehn.

liricyst:
1) she gets tired or she cums first...and doesn't want to continue when you still are energized
2) She wants you to head her...when she didn't shave
3) she caresses your nipples cos she knows that would make you cum faster
4)She wants missionary....knowing fully well that in that position,gravity pulls the cum out faster
5)She doesn't want other styles
6)Your chairman misbehaves and you come quick..and refuses to stand again..and she satnds up..shows you her full sexy body and says 'dont you like what you see?'
7) when you are high and using a condom..and so you can't cum..and the babe says 'why cant you come...what are you thinking about'

AJ01:
Op try make ur post readable next time

Back to thread: dat ur numba 5 ehhh ROFL... . There is girl I bleeped sooo bad that she started apologising to me ooo .."Baby sorry I won't do it again" WTF...You forked someone else.."YES" waz his name "Mike" when "last week I swear I wnt do it again harder ummmmm pls"
I just lost it..left her on the mood stood up in disguise..she started begging as if her life depended on it felt like a boss

ggrin:
liar

KingTom:
Idiott

ggrin:
mom'para

KingTom:
Okokokokipo

ggrin:
obobobokibo

KingTom:
I.

ggrin:
U

KingTom:
They

ggrin:
them