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How To Tell If A Woman Just Got Laid by ALAYORMII: 3:39pm On Dec 16, 2014
Because having a vag’ inal org’ asm does more than
just put a little pep in your step. It actually causes you
to walk differently, with a longer stride and a greater
pelvic rotation.

In a European study, trained se xo logists (nice job
title) were able to pick out, with an 81 percent
accuracy, which women had an org asm just by
watching them walk.

But that’s not the only way someone can tell if a
woman has had s e’x. Here are a few others:

The Glow: There’s a scientific reason for us getting the
flushed in the cheeks look after s e’x — more blood
flow — but what about that aura of calm that seems to
float around us after the fact? It happens. Recently, my
husband and I went on a post-co’ital grocery store trip
and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked to me,
“You’re glowing,” with a little wink and a nod.

The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is also known
as the Smir ‘king Smile and if you see a woman looking
sideways with this look on her face, you’ll know, yep,
she just got laid. She has a secret that’s making her go
through her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because,
seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had s
e’x with a happy ending.

The Wet Spot: I know this is gross but getting sem’inal
moi’sture leaking through to your pa nts can be an
unfortunate byproduct of having s e’x, at least if you
don’t use a con dom or your partner doesn’t pull out.

And it’s not one of the good ways you would want
someone to be able to tell that you recently had s e’x.

Wearing a pad post-inter’course can help prevent this
— just sayin’.

The Unflappably Buoyant Mood: A post-intercourse
rise in endo’rphins can give you a fresh perspective on
the annoy’ances of every day life: Go ahead, honk at
me because I’m going too slow. Cut in front of me in
the check-out line at the store. And let my kids scream
at each other while they argue over who gets to sit in
the front seat on the way to school. I. Don’t. Care.

Thanks to a little early morning sunrise surprise,
nothing is going to put me in a bad mood.

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Re: How To Tell If A Woman Just Got Laid by rawpadgin(m): 4:21pm On Dec 16, 2014
this can't work with naija girls, they can accommodate a d*ck that's as big as the leg of a new born baby 5mins before coming to ur place u won't still notice

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Re: How To Tell If A Woman Just Got Laid by Nobody: 4:22pm On Dec 16, 2014
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Re: How To Tell If A Woman Just Got Laid by Nobody: 10:47pm On Dec 16, 2014
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Re: How To Tell If A Woman Just Got Laid by dudesexy1111(m): 10:51pm On Dec 16, 2014
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