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Horoscopes by Nobody: 4:56pm On Dec 16, 2014
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Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:01pm On Dec 16, 2014
You are ready to move on but part of you cant let go of a recentfailure. Look beyond your closed loop and allow yourself to get excited about something else. If you keep your eyes on the rearview mirror, youll
never see whats ahead.
You can find help if you
are willing to look for it,
but make sure youre
inquiring in the right
spot. Dont think of this as the end, as its only the beginning of something you didnt
even know was coming your way.
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:14pm On Dec 16, 2014
Your feet are rooted to
the ground as the best
and worst parts of your
nature battle for your
attention. You want to
be the stubborn, lazy
hedonist, but you also
want to be the
charming crowd-pleaser.
You wont be getting
any help on this one, so
your best bet is to
make sure that your
name isnt attached and
that the celebration isnt
happening on your front
lawn. Others are
describing you as
moody, but youre not
sure why. A jealous
streak might be making
you a little green, so
keep it under your hat.
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:15pm On Dec 16, 2014
Your mutability is your
best asset when faced
with the inevitable.
Minimize the stress of a
changing world by
changing yourself to fit
its demands. Going and
flowing are your
keywords for the
moment. Strategies
work better than blind
reaction today, so do
some planning and
calculate your best
defenses. After your
needs have been met,
take the time to fortify
the assets of those
who dont share your
expertise.
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:21pm On Dec 16, 2014
Forget your usual
sideways scuttle and
make a beeline toward
what you want. Display
your emotional baggage
as souvenirs that you
carry in triumph. If they
remain a hidden
skeleton, they just may
rattle at the wrong
time. This is a day of
revision and
transformation, so
make the time to clean
out, clean up and wipe
down anew. Feeling
refreshed and
energized, entertain
yourself in an old
fashioned, silly way.
Everyone will laugh at
the outcome, especially
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:40pm On Dec 16, 2014
Slinking Lions? There is
no room at the inn for
your pride today. A
simple grasp of cause
and effect makes
things much easier for
everyone, no matter
what side youre on.
Look to the heart of the
matter and listen to
your conscience. Rather
than pouncing ahead on
new and crazy
opportunities, you
might want to consider
that everything old is
new again. Listen to
your older relatives
rather than New Age
wisdom. Look out for
those plotting against
your efforts.
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:42pm On Dec 16, 2014
Focus, Virgo. Today you
excel at putting things
into neat little boxes
and the satisfaction of
it all has you reeling.
Categorizing and
classifying are
important parts of
analysis. Your curiosity
takes you more and
more deeply into the
channels of some great
mystery and youre truly
enjoying the hunt. Your
innate curiosity leaves
you fascinated with
others, even when the
masses are bored silly.
Keep your finger on the
pulse of the
finger on the
pulse of the
underground.
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:44pm On Dec 16, 2014
Shaxee
shaxee wants to help
others, but at the
moment your resources
are feeling depleted.
Everyone around you
seems fixated on
material gain and no one is appreciating your
many other intangible
gifts. Give only what
you can afford the less
tangible, the better.
When cast into
opulence, remain
humble and tame. By
setting a good example
and remaining generous,
you can show others
that money isnt
paramount. You know
youre a deeper person
u know youre a deeper person than that.
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:45pm On Dec 16, 2014
Intense desires rule
your actions today and
youre bound to make
some passionate
choices. Your cycle
between extremes is
on the upswing. With
the continuing presence
of the Moon in Scorpio,
you are likely to get
what you want as long
as you go about it in the
right way. Youll find
that your energy is high
and that youre almost
able to cast a spell over
anyone you engage in
conversation. Take
chances in your behavior
and appearance and
youll be well-received.
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:46pm On Dec 16, 2014
The fire burns in your
eyes again and theres a
certain spring in your
step. You are able to
laugh about any
awkward moves you
make. Accept life as a
joyous, confusing mess
and go about the
business of living it.
Your sense of humor is
your life raft, keeping
you afloat in lifes sea of
imagination and fears.
Dont just ask how also
inquire as to why
something is peculiar.
This is a great time for
brainstorming and new
initiatives.
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:47pm On Dec 16, 2014
The Goat is wise on the
climb to the top of the
mountain. The rest of
the herd comes to rely
on your leadership along
rocky shores. You guide
by inclusion rather than
division. Your gift is to
make the difficult look
easy, encouraging
others to conquer their
fears. Ensure that you
dont abuse this
privilege, because you
are in a tremendous
position of trust and
power. Surround
yourself with people
who share your vision
and compliment your
energy and enthusiasm.
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:47pm On Dec 16, 2014
You are feeling free to
slosh your resources in
any direction that
seems fit at the
moment. Your feelings
are strong and
pronounced for abstract
causes, but close
personal relationships
make you
uncomfortable. Thats
fine. Keep yourself an
active and bouncing
member of the gang
rather than paired off in
a corner. Keep your
private life private or
youll feel spoiled by the
invasion. You do a lot for
the community and
nothing should stand in
your way.
Re: Horoscopes by Nobody: 5:48pm On Dec 16, 2014
Imagination, spirituality
and travel could all be a
part of your day. There
is a dreamy
restlessness about you,
a wild current
somewhere below the
calm surface. You are
awash with secrets --
but maybe you can
share a few. Come to
evaluate your
philosophy through your
feelings at the moment
and take into
consideration the
events of your world.
Motivation will come
naturally to you --
follow your instincts.

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