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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
My intro-tech teacher was called "Abija" cos of his bald head.m

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by fastguy10: 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
Ds useless topic made front page

Mod are u sleeping when u push ds senseless topic 4 front page

Ds topic
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by saintTim(m): 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
Mine was GEJ till 2019
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
My govt Teacher was puff daddy, my literature female was viola while my male literature teacher was napoleon. Guess what they call me? Shadow or nob saibot. Lolz

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
How can someone be called baby cockroach? Chai.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by sexymoma(f): 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
Arugbo Boys
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
Iya yeyo......cos i was yellow den, now im dark.
My govt teacher was called federal govt.
English teacher was called papa cos he was old, biology teacher was Olu Maintain cos his name is Olusomething and economics teacher S.O.J cos his name is Soji.



I remember we used to call one boy Yemi electric bombom or yodi-yokun.....mehn dat guy has a big yansh!
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ayokunle032(m): 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
TEN BOX
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by vivaciousvivi(f): 5:56pm On Dec 17, 2014
Dammit, was a day student! angry
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MrTeymee(m): 5:56pm On Dec 17, 2014
These are names we called people bck in skul then...
Prickson (his name was dickson)
Zagaza( d guy was rough mehn always unkempt)
Cement( d girl head notin dey enter she 2 dull)
Eto ps2( she was fugly men looked like eto in dose old ps2 plates...)
Josephine( adapted frm joseph d dreamer buh d female version)
Ojo(asin day na only boys in ma class go understand pretty girl she was tho)
Stomata( her belle big die!..lool)
Linus( dis girl fit lie for africa)
Brighter grammar(She dey speak big english die like mizmycoli...lol)
Black and shine;Ebora dudu(d boy na shadow e 2 black)
Zack( adapted from zaccheus in d bible vry tall dude)
Let me end here before person blow my eye lmao!

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by makzeze: 5:56pm On Dec 17, 2014
Man plus
Makzeze
Ajama pepper
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by airclipse(m): 5:57pm On Dec 17, 2014
Skeleton jayjay, emmafowlyansh,okolonbossgrin grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by GboyegaD(m): 5:57pm On Dec 17, 2014
Fortunately, my nicknames don't last beyond the moment you call me as I will let you know I don't need your friendship so if you have to call me, call me by my name.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by bammo: 5:57pm On Dec 17, 2014
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space bookers association, una dey rep
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by hensben(m): 5:58pm On Dec 17, 2014
Thats were i got my handle from..still live with me
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by seunoni34(m): 5:58pm On Dec 17, 2014
me sepe
lolz
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Rapmoney(m): 5:58pm On Dec 17, 2014
They used to call me Agubata (when the lion enters) because I wouldn't take shi.t from nobody! Girls who couldn't control their mouths ended up with Chinese faces coupled with black eyes grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 5:59pm On Dec 17, 2014
zamboto zapanpash....my english teacher nickname back then.... grin grin grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by hardbody: 5:59pm On Dec 17, 2014
Mine was apitus (variant of apitos) i was the youngest and smallest.

We had this guy that we nicknamed MEN. He was so huge and big that he used to punish his class mates. Disobey at ur own peril. He will beat and almost kill you. We had guys like Toughie (may his soul rest in peace), we had cassablanca, temptation, mayor, bisador,filibuster...that guy can speak rubbish big english, apartheid, etc

School was fun though

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Davvymavvy(f): 6:00pm On Dec 17, 2014
Black Arrow

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by uduokirika1(m): 6:01pm On Dec 17, 2014
Disappearance Disapeey for short


'cos my ways were unfathomably mysterious

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by DickDastardly(m): 6:01pm On Dec 17, 2014
Never 4get the days of Hutu Mgbendu Waza Baanga a.k.a Mobutu Sese seko cool

"Da horn-eared Marineiro was here" can still be seen written all over the whole school wallsgrin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by dguizman(m): 6:02pm On Dec 17, 2014
Back then I was called SAINT because I too gentle nd always look innocent
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by jdluv(f): 6:02pm On Dec 17, 2014
fiona was cald OFIONE*a gal namd allen was cald OPEBI* a guy was cld AGBE always best agrhc studnt*Anoda luk lik old man we cald hm ARUGBO*ODAS ARE*SUZE BANSi* Ogbos* mis kofoshi* minimum of 5loaves* pope* talest*
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by louiskay(m): 6:03pm On Dec 17, 2014
mine was #
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 6:04pm On Dec 17, 2014
chemical head.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by sahyd1(m): 6:04pm On Dec 17, 2014
;DThey call me "ekemba" because I have big a chick! grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by dre11(m): 6:04pm On Dec 17, 2014
I was called breeze
Because of the way I do escape trouble when me and my friends do cause themgrin


Secondary school days and it's memories

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by dguizman(m): 6:06pm On Dec 17, 2014
sahyd1:
;DThey call me "ekemba" because I have big a chick! grin
LOL....still garrit till date.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 6:06pm On Dec 17, 2014
[quote author=segzy14 post=28968660]chemical head.


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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Shenero(m): 6:07pm On Dec 17, 2014
i could remember dis guy we did call apo-ewa(beans'sack)if dis guy stand for u ehn hin bak go get curve like say dem remove beans from its sacko bag.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mafiz300(m): 6:07pm On Dec 17, 2014
clitlicker:
If you were a day student pls this thread is not for you cause your sec school experience is in complete. First and foremost ill like to say a shout out to all the ex-shool house boys. Please feel free to add yours.

Nicknames:

Baby cockroach

Omugzy (from omugo)

Half loaf


Bush baby

H.i.v

O.b.j

Billy goat (bilesanmi)

Pot





Mama-geisha
Saka
Orieka
Evil
Milk mouth
Epkute
Erefere
Nkoyo

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