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Funny Things We Did As Kids That We Can Not Imagine We Did Them.. by 20dollars(m): 8:51pm On Dec 16, 2014
If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? Hahahah lol

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Re: Funny Things We Did As Kids That We Can Not Imagine We Did Them.. by kaima1984(f): 9:10pm On Dec 16, 2014
Stealing meat from pot of soup grin

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Re: Funny Things We Did As Kids That We Can Not Imagine We Did Them.. by Nobody: 9:46pm On Dec 16, 2014
20dollars:
If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? Hahahah lol
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha guy it is only that mango tree ghost I hear not about but d rest if person no do am I sure say no b naija d person grow up.

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Re: Funny Things We Did As Kids That We Can Not Imagine We Did Them.. by delishpot: 11:39pm On Dec 16, 2014
20dollars:
If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? Hahahah lol

Omo, you must be from Waffi or tge south south area o. You must be born in the 70s and you must have had lots of fun growing up.
Earthworms were called sucking blood.
Did you do that sand hitting from the palm of a challenger stuff? to dare a rival to meet up at the back of a given class to fight after school?
Did you lick Ice kobi kobi?
Did you play warrr starttt?
Did you play uto? That one tgey arrange periwinkle shell and throw one and pick some from the pile?
Did you play suwe?
Did you do wording?
Did you do back flips? Aka backy.
Did you make cars out of empty peak milk and milo cans and fashion tyres from old bathroom slippers for the car? Tie a rope to the car and drag it along the street grin
Did you do knock out with plug inserted into a stick that is ignited with match stick and nail?
Did you hear that if you pick odara on the ground at night a ghost will slap you and your face will turn to the side and never face front again?
That looking at the mirrow at night you will see a mermaid?
Did you do I Like Your Thing? Where you are expected to keep fingers crossed when eating or else a rival will notice and say I like your thing and you are expected to hand it over.
Good old days.

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Re: Funny Things We Did As Kids That We Can Not Imagine We Did Them.. by CzarRex: 10:27am On Dec 17, 2014
delishpot:

Did you do I Like Your Thing? Where you are expected to keep fingers crossed when eating or else a rival will notice and say I like your thing and you are expected to hand it over.
Good old days.
d one I knw was 'knack am down' all of u will b in an agreement dat any memba hu hit anoda peson's thin down nd it falls to d ground will automatically bcome d owna of dat thin...so dose days u hold ur thin very tight..wat of action? or early morning pepper soup? nd hide nd seek
Re: Funny Things We Did As Kids That We Can Not Imagine We Did Them.. by delishpot: 1:56pm On Dec 17, 2014
CzarRex:
d one I knw was 'knack am down' all of u will b in an agreement dat any memba hu hit anoda peson's thin down nd it falls to d ground will automatically bcome d owna of dat thin...so dose days u hold ur thin very tight..wat of action? or early morning pepper soup? nd hide nd seek

Yeah. I remember those oo. Omo some foods no good with that game o. Na so you go dey pick sand off Buns and meat. Action did action too.when ya mama send you nessage and dem action you, na so you go dey beg like shege. I think one had to keep fingers crossed too in action?.and early morning pepper soup I don big small when e happen I did it a little. So my younger ones did change your style .Ha ha I found it silly those days as they had to pose in variouse positions.
Re: Funny Things We Did As Kids That We Can Not Imagine We Did Them.. by CzarRex: 3:41pm On Dec 17, 2014
delishpot:


Yeah. I remember those oo. Omo some foods no good with that game o. Na so you go dey pick sand off Buns and meat. Action did action too.when ya mama send you nessage and dem action you, na so you go dey beg like shege. I think one had to keep fingers crossed too in action?.and early morning pepper soup I don big small when e happen I did it a little. So my younger ones did change your style .Ha ha I found it silly those days as they had to pose in variouse positions.
ya one had 2 kip its fingaz crossd
Re: Funny Things We Did As Kids That We Can Not Imagine We Did Them.. by ogele: 1:34pm On Dec 18, 2014
Honestly as an Ibo boy that was born and raise in Warri.... I did all these things mentioned. I remembered back then at Odien Street, closeo the then black field where we use to play as kids. We pick earthworms(shikoko) with our hands, we go to Makiava River to watch Okpolo fish swim...we run through Mac- Demort areas to NIgerian Dredging company, from there Alawuru Quarters where go to watch people play casino(kalokalo. We trek from Essi/layout to Warri airport to go and hide by the bush on the run to make sure we a glimpse of any plane that want to take off. I did all these things they mentioned, we go to Igbudu market to watch how cow and goats are sluaghtered. We just on any pick we see on our street. Our parents where oil workers and once they off to work we trek to God knows where whenever we are holidays... Some dropped out of school join robbery gang, they where caught and killed, while one was lucky to join the national team Oruma known as Owoyo while we all growing and attending Ogedemgbe primary school. Some of us are bankers today, Engineers, business men and while some are in Politics. God bless us all. God Bless Nigeria!!!

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