1)you entered the bathroom,as you are bathing,someone ask you what are you doing

ANSWER:I'm frying fish

2)you wake up in the morning you are going out a neighbour ask"you don wake"

ANSWER:No na my ghost be this

3)A family friend put to bed and someone ask"was she pregnant

ANSWER:No she vomitted an egg which later hatched

4)you are in a line at the ATM and someone sees you and ask"what are you doin here?

ANSWER:I'm waiting to vote for my favorite political party,nonsense

5)you are going to church with a bible someone ask'are you going to church?

ANSWER:No i'm going to the shrine.

6)you are watching a football match and they scored a goal people are shouting someone ask"dey don score?

ANSWER:No the referee just died


7)you are coming out of the toilet someone sees you and ask"Are u coming from the toilet?

ANSWER:No i'm coming from the market

you are coming home wearing NYSC uniform someone sees u and ask you don graduate?

ANSWER:No i just get admission for secondary school na the uniform be this.
Rubish!

9)Someone was just duped by 419.and u ask who duped u?

Answer: Na pastor

10)U see person de commot 4 hotel room with Ashawo, de ask am na Ashawo be that.

ANSWER: No na..... I just come greet her oooooooo

11)U see person de eat food, u ask, na food U the eat.

ANSWER: No oooooooo na snake I de eat, idiot......

Add yours joor and let enjoyment continue!!

Some1 calls around midnyt and asks are u sleeping. no am pickin beans