SARCASTIC means Saying What You Really Do Not Mean.


Based on their personality (round), you can't really figure out what she is thinking at any point in time.

She communicates in coded language and expects you to encrypt or decode.


Ladies are very good at keeping you guessing what their next plot will be...Na why dem like suspense and surprises!

I have been able to draw out SEVEN statements ladies say that they really do not mean or truly want



1. Please, Leave Me Alone Okay.


Haha! And she still sidon there? The guy go kuma reply, Okay Ma and continue...

Girls who really don't want it not only puts down your hand and say "stop" but also stands up and walk out.

Difficult right?


2. The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is A Guy In My Life When Her DP Reads "I'm Kinda Bored"

Of course, a pet, doll or girl friends isn't what she needs na!

That kind of decision usually don't last.


3. I'll Pray About It.

Lol! You ask a Christian sister out and she replies you that... Story Time!

She never watch telemundo finish o, na to pray for you wey never buy car! Taa!

Ladies, una dey pray about it? loool!


4. You Didn't Have To Do That... (tiny voice)

Translator: Oh boy, You really have to do that oo!

She keeps stylishly announcing to you how broke she is and can't even "pay attention". As a man, you send her 5k, and #750 airtime, after 20 minutes she calls you and says, "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT" Comot dia!

No do am now, she go call you, Insensitive Insect! Girls sha!


5. ...Luv you...

She sends you a text and ends it "...luv you".
If you go allow you adrenaline deceive say the time to "strike" don reach, OYO lo wa!

It's her way of saying "Thanks for being in my friendzone list!"

You better see it that way!

Did she type, "I love You"? NOT "u" oo.

"...luv you" could mean "God loves you" to her, so be sure!


6. I need a God- fearing man.

This age long lie is still being employed among Single Ladies of these days.

Even Runs girl will tell you, "I want a Godfearing man" lol

I went to do research in Saudi Arabia to decode that sentence... It means:

I want a man,

a. whose pocket and ATM respects me.
b. who doesn't hit me.
c. who listen while I yell and shout.
d. who pampers me like my father did
e. who doesn't have interest in any other woman EXCEPT me. hmm

E.g He may be a social smoker/drinker, I'll change him with time...



7. Please, I want it now>>>

Especially make e no be the sexually-inclined ones... you get abi?

A beg, guy, ask her again o! Infact, slap her to open her eyes and echo it again!
Even tell her to sign sef...

Some, after the act, them go start misbehaving and perhaps insulting!

My friend then used to have one, she will ask for it and after intimacy, she will remove the louvres and wants to kill herself... (real life story).
Almost all the time, they leave angrily and embittered for WHAT THEY SARCASTICALLY ASKED FOR!


GUY, you must be able to decipher when a lady is really SERIOUS and when she is just being Sarcastic.

I believe this piece will help us a little bit!

You can add yours jare

8. I'm single but not searching

emusmith:


My friend then used to have one, she will ask for it and after intimacy, she will remove the louvers and wants to kill herself... (real life story).

OMG! I just spilled my Pina Colada, too funny men.

farano:
8. I'm single but not searching

Haha! Farano! The walls have ears oo! Are you trying to reveal something?

UchihaMadara:


OMG! I just spilled my Pina Colada, too funny men.

I laff like you when him tell me, by then things don begin go gaga

Op you're verrrrrrry funny!

So u want me to abandon my 4500page physics book and read this lengthy topic of yours that won't add $hit to my life?




I love your dp farano

jboy73:
Op you're verrrrrrry funny!

So u want me to abandon my 4500page physics book and read this lengthy topic of yours that won't add $hit to my life?




I love your dp farano

Please, read your 4500 page physics text book and come join the working class members... OK?

emusmith:


I laff like you when him tell me, by then things don begin go gaga

As in eh, full gaga mode activated.

That kind thing, the guys suppose rush go bring priest, make in perform full exorcism!

UchihaMadara:


As in eh, full gaga mode activated.

That kind thing, the guys suppose rush go bring priest, make in perform full exorcism!

My bro. make we nor derail... you're right, we needed a priest!

emusmith:


Please, read your 4500 page physics text book and come join the working class members... OK?

Yes Sir.

vizkiz:


ssshhhhh....don't disturb

Na to go BAN dey hungry you so...

jboy73:
Comment scarce for this thread like cocaine.



Op take anus u hear.

When you become like me, you will stop posting thread and expecting comments from people to make you feel good...

All I need is Put Up An Enlightening Thread... 5 or 3000 people comment doesn't make me any happier...

Gdmng

emusmith:


When you become like me, you will stop posting thread and expecting comments from people to make you feel good...

All I need is Put Up An Enlightening Thread... 5 or 3000 people comment doesn't make me any happier...

Gdmng

Don't take things too serious boo.
I was only trying to be funny.
No doubt you invested huge amount of time in creating this lengthy topic.

But still, I don't think this thread will add any value to peoples lives.


Anyways..... Interesting topic.

Funny.

jboy73:


Don't take things too serious boo.
I was only trying to be funny.
No doubt you invested huge amount of time in creating this lengthy topic.

But still, I don't think this thread will add any value to peoples lives.


Anyways..... Interesting topic.

Hm

jboy73:


Don't take things too serious boo.
I was only trying to be funny.
No doubt you invested huge amount of time in creating this lengthy topic.

But still, I don't think this thread will add any value to peoples lives.


Anyways..... Interesting topic.

Forgive me sha...#grins# Melancholics are a set of people who likes to be understood because of their Perfectionist Natu®€.

They like you to understand why...lol

Most lengthy articles on NL are written by Melancholics...Quote Me!

I'm working on myself sha

As for how enlightening it is...I know, I don't need your contributions on that, lol. I know what "good" is and this is one close to it...#smiles#

Ok. Weyaf hear

Mprex:
Ok. Weyaf hear

Lol! Nice pic

emusmith:


Lol! Nice pic

tanchu

Mprex:

tanchu

Tanchu? Food dey your mouth wey u no fit pronounce am wel?

emusmith:


Tanchu? Food dey your mouth wey u no fit pronounce am wel?

no. Chewing stick

Wrong

Mprex:

no. Chewing stick

Gush!

So true

Stephxoblessed:
So true

I like honest ladies... Nice one Stephanie!

badoolee:
Wrong

Be sincere joor!

Very funny...