1. You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend- Down- Select
under market& on facebook you write:”I love Gucci underwears”
*God is watching you*
2. You’re a married man with 2 kids & on facebook you always
claim to be single *God is watching you*
3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating a man of 59 yrs, your
updates say “can’t wait to see my baby.” Is that your baby or
your ancestor? *God is watching you*
4. You’re are drinking ice water & you update “I’m drinking
Johnny Walker on the rocks” *God is watching you*
5. You’re in the house Listening to a radio but you update
“watching superman man of steel at the cinemas” *God is
watching you*
6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n chewing gums or in an grocery
SHOP & u update “had a long day in the office” *God is watching
you*
7. You are waiting for a mat/taxi & u update “stuck in traffic thank
God for the air conditioner in ma car” *God is watching you*
8. You are using some fake Chinese phone and you update ur
status “My laptop is slow” *God is watching you*
9. You are in some fake slum n u update your status “near New
York” *God is watching you*
10. Your real name is Bizibu/Kekimirenzyo or some funny names
and on facebook u call yourself Mcute Pretty Bootylicious Fly
*God is watching you

maked no sense

You joke is dry as Sahara desert *God is watching you*

Jokes for the gods *the gods are watching you*