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The Funniest Obituary Ever! by Ikonz(m): 7:44am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Call to Glory!!! The Entire family of carbohydrates from balanced diet Local Govt Area, Nutrition state, Regret to announce the death of their father, brother, uncle, cousin & grandfather - Mr Rice - Whose sudden death occured in a fire accident along pot express road. He was 36 cups. He is survived by one wife Mrs stew, Twin daughters curry and thyme, brother beans, son in law Maggi and Onion. Burial Arrangements: Wake keeping on the Night of 24th December 2014, @Christian churches world wide (Christmas carol nite). Morning of 25 December 2014, Body leaves kitchen mortuary to his home town, dining room. 10 p.m, 25th December 2014, lying in state at the dinning table. He will be escorted to the great beyond by MR. CHICKEN, GOAT MEAT, COW MEAT & FISH. Music by plates and spoons. Cups, drinks and water are highly invited. Papa, our stomach loves you, may you rest in the bossom of the toilet. ........................................................................ Signed: Brother Beans For: Xmas & New year We will all witness it in JESUS name. |
Re: The Funniest Obituary Ever! by simplemach(m): 7:46am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Waste of MB 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Obituary Ever! by kowema(f): 8:01am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Stale |
Re: The Funniest Obituary Ever! by Ikonz(m): 10:03am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Chai, una no dey encourage person for here oooo |
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