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Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by kechywillz(m): 9:24pm On Dec 18, 2014
I no send u,i go munch my thing
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by osifred(m): 9:53pm On Dec 18, 2014
Beehshorp:
I am an Igbo
A Nigerian
A proud one at dat
Am real not fake



Mr I'd advice u to use ur hand chop dat meat and stop forming nd leading a fake live







Btw wetin u dey do creating a thread

Bros there is nothing fake about respecting yourself in public.
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by jamace(m): 9:55pm On Dec 18, 2014
kristina1:
Lol.......sometimes,you just have to let go.
Hiyaa. Let go ke? My dear, I will manhandle the thing sharp sharp like an original Africa man. I no send o. cheesy cheesy
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Nobody: 10:10pm On Dec 18, 2014
FrontPage seriously?

Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by thaoriginator: 10:19pm On Dec 18, 2014
nekaa:
is that rice in the pomo? I tot you had yam porridge
dis cracked me up ya know grin
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by radiance26(f): 10:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
I will take my time to bite it bit by bit,i no fit form.
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by radiance26(f): 11:02pm On Dec 18, 2014
jbaby265:
as a lady i am..i will forgone d meat if it is too strong..but if its soft then i will make use of my curtlaries
If no curtlaries nko?
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by jara: 2:45am On Dec 19, 2014
This is a very important question. People have lost jobs when potential employer take you to lunch without realizing the reason, some have lost suitors and friends.

In the first place nobody should put anything bigger than their mouth can cover. It is bad manners to put food into your mouth or near your mouth and put it back on the plate. People complain that they were given small pieces of meat. Big meat cut into little pieces is the same amount or size and weight. If you really have to eat it, find anything to cut it into pieces. Otherwise let it go.

You not only make a fool of yourself fighting meat at a party, you may also soil your clothes. Especially white. So act gentle and fight meat at home.

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Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Nobody: 4:14am On Dec 19, 2014
major466:
I feel your pain. I remember going for a seminar and we were served fried rice and chicken. I eat the rice quite alright. But I couldn't eat the chicken. The meat was tough and too big to hold with hand. To make matters worse, cutleries like knifes weren't provided. Had to leave the damn thing and get out.
Imagine leaving behind a big chicken thigh completely uneaten It was so painful.
.........................................................Eeyah!!!..But,u..could..hv...just..taken..it...along..wit...u,..all...wrapped...up. undecided
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Nobody: 4:17am On Dec 19, 2014
chimerase2:
If na me kai I no fit carry last nah
I go swallow de ponmo grin
..................................................... grin grin...Na...die..u...dey...be..that..o tongue
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by ireneidiva(f): 8:02am On Dec 19, 2014
I'ts not your fault. That kpomo is too big!

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Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by DeKasablanca(f): 8:09am On Dec 19, 2014
chimerase2:
If na me kai I no fit carry last nah
I go swallow de ponmo grin
D thing go hook for your throat, e go b lyk magic

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Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by chimerase2: 8:15am On Dec 19, 2014
Segirl18:
..................................................... grin grin...Na...die..u...dey...be..that..o tongue
na lie jare cheesy tongue

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Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by chimerase2: 8:16am On Dec 19, 2014
DeKasablanca:

D thing go hook for your throat, e go b lyk magic
magic kee undecided
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by olashas(f): 9:39am On Dec 19, 2014
chimerase2:
If na me kai I no fit carry last nah
I go swallow de ponmo grin
grin grin grin grin.
I pity your throat grin

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Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by chimerase2: 9:49am On Dec 19, 2014
olashas:

grin grin grin grin.
I pity your throat grin
ma throat na ashawo throat grin

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Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by olashas(f): 9:53am On Dec 19, 2014
chimerase2:
ma throat na ashawo throat grin
grin
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by major466(m): 9:56am On Dec 19, 2014
Segirl18:
.........................................................Eeyah!!!..But,u..could..hv...just..taken..it...along..wit...u,..all...wrapped...up. undecided
That will be very embarrassing especially in a hotel conference room.
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Nobody: 10:22am On Dec 19, 2014
Wrap dat meat wit serviette and put it in ur cap (if u wear any). D mission must b completed. grin

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Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by Nobody: 11:41am On Dec 19, 2014
major466:

That will be very embarrassing especially in a hotel conference room.
.........................................................Oh!!!,...I....see, cool
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by kodded(m): 5:30pm On Dec 19, 2014
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][b][/b]funny [b][/b]people grin [b][/b]niraland
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by dapizy02(m): 8:48pm On Dec 19, 2014
ShakurM:
lmaoo, which kind eye u get sef grin kaii!

Na eyes of the gods...................... grin
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by ShakurM(m): 9:21pm On Dec 19, 2014
dapizy02:


Na eyes of the gods...................... grin
Na you ooo shocked
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by lionduke(m): 7:06pm On Dec 20, 2014
Jennimma:
Eat your meat and send no one jare.


For me,i'd wash my hands using the table water provided,wipe my lipstick,pick the meat and attack it. When am done,i wash my hands,wipe my mouth and put on my lipstick again(ladies know this should be in their tote or clutch regularly)

Voila! grin grin grin

lie lie. with all these your beauty, your type go dey package die... anyway, you fine no be small
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by lovinam: 7:59am On Dec 21, 2014
Choi.
radiance26:

If no curtlaries nko?
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by DeKasablanca(f): 9:21pm On Dec 23, 2014
E no go gree remove
Re: How To Eat Meat In Public? by naijainfogalery: 7:14pm On Jan 14, 2015
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