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A Couple And Their Daugther's Invention by shalomtemmy(f): 7:22am On Dec 19, 2014
Bayo and his wife Ola received a letter
from their
daughter who went to study modern
physics
overseas. SHE WROTE~My beloved Parents, I
miss u
so much & it breaks my heart to think that
by d time i
get back, you will be too old. So, enclosed
you will
find a bottle of a red portion i have
invented. It will
make u young, so when i return, you will
be the same
age as i left u. NOTE: "Pls, take only a
drop."GoodBye
i love u! So they opened the envelope & in
it, is a
bottle with a red portion. The man looked
at his wife
& says U go first". So Ola takes a drop,
thereafter
Bayo follows. Indeed d wife turns 5yrs
younger. Years
later, the daughter returned home to find
her mother
young & pretty, carrying a baby on her
back. The
mother proceeds to tell her daughter how
d portion
worked & made her look young. D
daughter was
happy & asks after her father . "Your
Father?
Hmmmmm,, ur father was so jealous dat i
was so
young and beautiful, so he drank the
whole bottle.
Whaaaat? So where is he?" replied her
daughter.
Hmmmdey my back...

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Re: A Couple And Their Daugther's Invention by sexdoll: 1:24pm On Jul 17, 2018
quite funny grin

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