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The following conversation
ensued between Akpos and his
girlfriend, Ada. Ada: Akpos, I’m
tired of this relationship. Akpos:
Why, what’s wrong? Ada: Since
we’ve started dating, you haven’t
laughed or smiled at me. Akpos:
(surprised) Wasn’t it you that
said you wanted a serious
relationship?

Akpos’ father wanted him and his
brother, Mike to get an A in their
mathematics exam. So he
employed a mathematics tutor to
help them pass their exams.
They did the exams and few days
later, the result of their scores
came out. Akpos had an E.
As Akpos was going home, he
saw his brother with a swollen
head, limping towards him.
Surprised, Akpos asked him,
“What happened? Who did this to
you?”
Mike slowly and painfully replied,
“Daddy did this to me, because I
had a B in Maths.”
Akpos has not been found for the
past two weeks now!

Akpos was the Bank Manager at
First Bank. He was going through
some documents in his office one
morning when he heard noises in
the banking.
A man had come in and was
arguing with a female secretary:
Man: I say where is the fuc-king
manager? The man asked angrily.
secretary : Mr, please we don’t
tolerate such language in the
banking hall….
Man: I say where is the fuc-king
manager and you are telling me
that you don’t tolerate what?
Akpos came down and the
following conversation ensued:
Akpos: How can we help you sir?
Man: Are you the fuc-king
manager? I asked for the fuc-king
manager and the secretary was
telling me rubbish…
Akpos: Mr man, we cannot allow
you to use insulting words in our
bank. We will ask you to leave if
you continue this way.
Man: What! I came to deposit 20
million dollars in this bank and
you are telling me rubbish. Let
me get out of here with my
money.
Akpos: What did you say – 20
million dollars?
The man nodded.
( It was at a time that the bank
needed money desperately)
Akpos: And what was this fuc-king
secretary telling you? My name is
Akpos and I’m the fuc-king
manager. Please follow me to my
fuc-king office.

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