5 THINGS MOST NIGERIAN PASTORS EXPECT THE CONGREGATION TO DO

1. NEIGHBOUR TALES: THIS IS WHEN THE PASTOR ASKS YOU TO TURN TO YOUR NEIGHBOUR AND SAY 'NEIGHBOUR, THIS SERVICE IS FOR ME, GOD HAS GOT A SPECIAL PACKAGE FOR ME'
AND GOD DOES.
2. TESTIMONY TIME: THIS IS WHEN CHURCH FOLK SHOW OFF TO THEIR PASTORS. ' LAST TWO WEEKS PASTOR SAID... AND YESTERDAY I RECEIVED IT'
AND IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES.
BUT WHY DON'T PASTORS SHARE THEIR OWN TESTIMONIES?
3.DANCE ALL: THIS IS WHEN GOD'S PEOPLE ARE EXPECTED TO DANCE LIKE DAVID DANCED.
AND IT IS GOOD TO DANCE.
BUT WHY DON'T PASTORS DANCE?
4. SHOUTING COMPETITION: THIS IS WHEN THE PASTOR DECLARES THAT THE ONE WHO SHOUTS THE LOUDEST RECEIVES THE MOST BLESSINGS.
AND YOU SHOULD SHOUT.
5. ATTENTION! THIS IS THE USHERS FAVORITE MOMENT! EVERYONE IS EXPECTED TO STAY AWAKE DURING THE SERMON. SO THEY ARE AT LIBERTY TO POKE, NUDGE OR BEAT YOU WITH A SMILE ON THEIR FACE.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T SLEEP DURING THE SERMON.

ALRIGHT, NAIRALANDERS ADD YOURS.

Hmmm,later we would see 5things musicians wants from us buh kudos to nairaland for bringing out creativity in nigerians

Worship. Unfortunately those who're supposed to lead others to worship God end up hijacking the worship and reverence that belongs to him

Noises when they are serving food

Later, we shall 5 things to do with ur body

The number one thing Nigerian pastors want is tithes, offerings, seeds, first fruit, partnerships, pledges e.t.c

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fijiano202:
Noises when they are serving food

Serving food?

PastorKun:
The number one thing Nigerian pastors want is tithes, offerings, seeds, first fruit, partnerships, pledges e.t.c

Sad but true

adanduka:


Serving food?

yeah during thanksgiving and stuffs u see people clamouring for food and items