56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN
Which one do you think is not true ??...

1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he did not plan to create.

2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God.

3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are having in the world today.

4. Woman is easily used by the devil.

5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy you.

6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong number, you will not make calls.

7. For woman marriage is business.

8. Woman is naturally wicked.

9. Don't take it for granted when a woman threatens you.

10. Woman likes money more than anything.

11. For woman,marriage is for better for stay, for worse for run away.

12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms, tomorrow it fades
away.

13. If you became poor, woman will give you only one year to recover.

14. You will never know the true nature of a woman until you become broke.

15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles away.

16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings different characters.

17. Woman thinks straight.

18. Woman is unreliable.

19. Woman is proud.

.20. Woman doesn't want to hear that you will be rich tomorrow, she want to hear that you're
already rich.

21. Women like reaping where
they did not sow.

22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is Yes.

23. No matter what you tell a woman, if someone tells her something better than what you told her, she will abandon you.

24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will jump out, watch you repair it, then afterwards she will come in and enjoy the ride.

25. Woman enjoys retaliation and
revenge.

26. Woman becomes wise @40

27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman in the Bible, some people say it was Satan that
enter the snake, that's a big lie,read that chapter, Satan was not mention.

28. Woman likes jollying.

29. Woman is fashion conscious.

30. Woman is material conscious.

31. Woman wants you to marry her completely so she can have right over your property, when you divorce her, she will go with 30 or 50% of your wealth. There is no truly born again
woman.

32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly without the help of a man.

33. Woman enjoys telling lies.

34. If you don't take rubbish, please learn to take rubbish before you get married, because woman is full of fun rubbish.

35. Woman like cheating.

36. Woman is a perfect pretender.

37. Bible says you should not give yourself to woman otherwise she will destroy you. ( proverbs 31
vs 3)

38. Woman is shameless.

39. Woman will cause problems between you and your blood relatives

40. Woman take things for
granted.

41. Woman finds it difficult to say
sorry.

42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you.

43. Woman doesn't believe she has to love her husband.

44. Woman is easily angry.

45. Woman hardly forgives and forget.

46. Woman can store more than 200 phone numbers in her brain.

47. Woman likes attention.

48. Woman likes gift so much.

49.Woman has no respect.

50. Woman can be very insulting.

51. Woman has shallow understanding.

52. To woman visitation is a
business, she expects package whenever she visit your house.

53. Woman is very greedy.

54. Woman likes public opinion.

55. Woman don't like an intelligent man, she likes a man
she can cheat.

56. If woman cannot kill you,
you are a strong man indeed.

57. Beside every clueless man there's a woman- APC to GEJ

lame

Okay! its official, this is Bullshit!

Pointless write-up!

Jes incase.

You relly took time to write all these? Why can't you just direct that energy on something constructive? Something we can all bebefit from

56 funny facts about a woman, really? they are so funny, I forgot to laff.
fact 0. OP came outta a woman

58. A woman gave birth to you

missdebs:
58. A woman gave birth to you

take am easy