7 ways to ring his sex bell

Spice things up over the holidays and have him
jingling in pleasure with these fun and festive sex
positions!
The Sneeze-y Way Out
How to do it: Warn him about this in advance, or
he'll think you've gone nuts. Keep a pepper-shaker
by the bed and as you approach the brink of bliss,
get him to sprinkle a dash of pepper under your
nose. If you can time your sneeze to coincide with
your orgasm, you'll be blown away in more ways
than one. That's because, according to experts,
sneezing releases the same endorphins as an
orgasm and also causes a rapid alteration of your
oxygen level that intensifies your climax.
Tip: Don't be too generous with the pepper or
you'll be sneezing all night!
The Christmas Box
How to do it: Fill a box with slips of paper, each
with a sexy idea written on it. (Make sure you
contribute equally.) Take turns to select an idea,
and then do what it says. The only rules are that
you mustn't write something you know your
partner hates, or is injurious to health (such as
abandoning safe sex). How about dressing up,
trying unusual positions or watching a really
raunchy film together?
Tip: Instead of a Christmas present, give your
partner an IOU slip promising a sexual favour to
be redeemed at a later date.
The Jolly Jigsaw
How to do it: You lie on your side. He lies down
facing you and then straddles your bottom leg and
rests your top leg around his waist. You should fit
together like two puzzle pieces, hence the name of
the position.
Tip: To maximise momentum, he should grab your
thigh like the oar of a slave galley and pull you
against him when he thrusts.
South Pole Position
How to do it: He lies flat, arching his back and
holding his penis so that it points south towards
his feet. You straddle his thighs with your back to
his face, and reverse into pole position. The result?
His penis is bent down, but straining to go in its
natural direction. This new angle makes you feel
fuller by putting pressure on different areas of
your plumbing.
Tip: He should be sure to hold his penis while
you're riding him so he can maintain his aim and
avoid a snap-and-crackle before he pops!
Bonkarama Special
How to do it: You lie on your stomach, keeping
your legs together. He straddles you. To make his
grand entrance easier, he holds your bottom up in
the air so that your belly is pressed into the
mattress. He slips into you, leaning on his
forearms for support.
Tip: If you can't get the right angle, slide a big
pillow under your lower body so that you're sloped
in the right direction.
Cherry on the Fruitcake
How to do it: He should slide about 8cm up from
the missionary position, but with his legs on the
outside. He then cups his arms around your
shoulders and lies flat against you. You tilt your
pelvis up, which creates a more erotic up-and-
down motion.
Tip: If you want him to fish in deeper waters, you
can spread your inner thighs wider and wrap your
ankles around his calves.
Under the Table
How to do it: He should sit at the edge of the
table. You sit on the side next to him that's the
opposite of your dominant hand – to his right if
you're left-handed, and vice versa. He slouches
down, slips his penis out of his pants and you
gently rub it up and down under the table. This will
drive him so crazy, you'll probably find yourselves
skipping desserts and heading for home after the
first course.
Tip: Giving him a hand job under the table at a
restaurant is tricky because you both have to
maintain your composure and armchair rests may
obstruct your access. That's why you should always
choose your location carefully, with armless chairs
and extra-long tablecloths. Try not to grin too
broadly at passing waiters, or they'll come and
start chatting!