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My Xmas Gift To You by Nobody: 6:09pm On Dec 22, 2014
IF YOU WANT TO RECEIVE A CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM ME,
KINDLY COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS ON
OR BEFORE DECEMBER 23, 2014.
1. Birth Certificate (Original Copy).
2. One Valid Identification Card.
3. Police Clearance.
4. Passport (if you don't have one, go and get one kiakia).
5. Marriage Certificate Of Parents.
6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).
7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close).
8. 4Copies Of 2x2 Pics (blue background).
9. Report Card ( for students and undergraduates only).
10. Provide valid Drivers licence
11. Essay (Explain why I should give you a Christmas
present).
-not less than 800 words.
-with proper margin.
- legible writing.
-correct English grammar.
-use green pen...

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