tytylayor:

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Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
_____ thats if your careless

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
_____ True sha

The road to success??, Is always under construction.
_____ Sure

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
_____ Alcohol do some solve people problems nowadays.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
_____ thats simple , but i can pretend to plan to prove i can payback,

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
_____ Yes ooo

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
_____ somehow true sha

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?, Which never works.
_____ hmmmmmm

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
_____ Blood money!

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
_____ thats if u buttered both sides !

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
_____ are you living in the jungle?

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
_____ Yep

As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
_____ Inluck is present then!

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
_____ hmmmm

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
_____ Vice-versa

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
_____ Piracy!

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
_____ Slap him/her

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
_____ dont have any then.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
_____ -10 marks

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
_____ leave the venue then

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
_____ come outside! so far your the only living in your OWN house

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
_____ no comment!

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
_____ Thats Nigeria for you    

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
_____ we enjoy it the most ( _{oh i'm suffocating here} )

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
_____ maybe if that friend owns a bank

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
_____ Yes right

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
_____ yea very true

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
_____ no c'mmon atleast 3% is there , Have you drank SEPE! before?

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
_____ Then dont start the Topic that could lead to that

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
_____ its always fun making jest of someone could last for loooooooong

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
_____ ok maybe

Well done is better than well said .
_____  

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
_____ God's looking

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
_____ YUP

Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
_____ yes now

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
_____ thats why they die by-force by-fire [/center]

romade:

coward spencer ran away with his tail tuched inbtween his castrated piece

romade:

fank u but kip d kiss

sholabanke:

see them
why be say na church first come ur mind?