The aim of e-forums is/was to connect people with various ideas but recently there has been a massive increase in attention w**res. We all have a little trait of this, but when yours is 10times above the usual - please check yourself. Using NL as a case study...lol

1: You create controversial topics: You know the topics/post that gets the average nairalander punching their keypads swiftly - and you don't hesitate to create them. You garner mentions, filled with people arguing/insulting you (mission accomplished).

2: You beg for Likes: "like if you think this OP is high on drugs"
"Like my post if you only came here to read comments" .
"Like for Buhari - Share for Jonathan".
You have mastered the act of finding the points which most people agree on and turn them into a Like appeal.

3: You use erotic pictures as dp: You know fully well allotta NL guys don't use eyes to see big butt, then you intentionally use a pic of big butt on your dp. When the pic doesn't receive the attention you envisaged, you head back to the drawing board...coming back with something more dangerous. God is watching you....

4: You major in s*xual post: When you leave the s*xuality session, come to a political thread and post something like, "I give hot blowj*bs.....ping me". C'mon there are other ways of e-validation.

5: You give unnecessary Shout-outs: It's okay to give S/Os as at when due, but when it becomes too much. It deviates from love/friendliness to attention seeking.

6: You live a sad life: Life is generally hard - we know, but then it's harder for you. So, you come online and take it out on everyone or expect us all to console/support you when you create some twisted threads.

7: Self-denial: Every one has noticed you're such a drama queen/king...they talk to you 'bout it (politely/rudely) but you insist it's your life and you owe them no explanation. E.g Ireneony...lolz (you're the perfect example bae )

but then...that's none of my business.

Kachisbarbie:

sweetie thanks for making me popular
Kachisbarbie, you forgot to add number 8. To the list, which you belongs to:
those that claim to be perfect online and too righteous but their life is so miserable offline : These set of peeps come online, and they think they know it all in the relationships department, meanwhile they don't even have a man of their own, even when they have a man, there is nothing to write home. I call them suffering but smiling

Unibenstudent:
[size=60pt]WORLD WAR 3

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Unibenstudent:
[size=60pt]WORLD WAR 3

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Sleekyshuga:
Must you do this ? You wan blind my eye? Your fonts are too large na.. Biko, reduce am..

Unibenstudent:
[size=60pt]WORLD WAR 3

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how is this world war3 .....you this boy stop derailing this thread

Unibenstudent:
[size=60pt]WORLD WAR 3

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KACHISBARBIE VS IRENEONY
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chibwike:
guy why u dey behave like this

Unibenstudent:
munch it first,my screen is small.

Sleekyshuga:
Hmmmm... Work on your fonts.. My long screen couldn't even munch it @ once ..

Kachisbarbie:

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@Kelechimarie; long-time too. You just disappeared o.

Sleekyshuga:
Hmmmm... Work on your fonts.. My long screen couldn't even munch it @ once ..

chibwike:
I guess u ve gotten the airtel sim

ireneony:
sweetie thanks for making me popular
Kachisbarbie, you forgot to add number 8. To the list, which you belongs to:
those that claim to be perfect online and too righteous but their life is so miserable offline : These set of peeps come online, and they think they know it all in the relationships department, meanwhile they don't even have a man of their own, even when they have a man, there is nothing to write home. I call them suffering but smiling

lolz.
I have never claimed to be perfect online/offline. No human is perfect - but if my post reeks of perfection...that wouldn't be my fault na .
You know I love you...

chibwike:
Kachi sbarbie is that you..on ur profile

yels...sometimes.
Werrin happen?

Unibenstudent:
modify.

TheRealAdonye:
Lool, I've never done any of this but let's see how No. 2 pans out. .


Like for Kachisbarbie - Share for Ireneony

hungry man looking for like n share this morning ..
Bros how is the ministry moving

Sleekyshuga:
Sharp dude + constant light..

On a second thought, seems the 'Oga kpatakpata' of PHCN married a lady from my place .. The light dey sweet me

chibwike:
Lol...its normal with all these villages....they tend to bring the light constantly....what state is that..

Kachisbarbie:


lolz.
I have never claimed to be perfect online/offline. No human is perfect - but if my post reeks of perfection...that wouldn't be my fault na .
You know I love you...


yels...sometimes.
Werrin happen?