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Me And My Girlfriend by Nobody: 8:39pm On Dec 31, 2014
Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
grin

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Re: Me And My Girlfriend by alligatorswerve: 7:52am On Jan 01, 2015
I don't know if this counts as a joke


Probably not
Re: Me And My Girlfriend by Nobody: 9:53am On Jan 01, 2015
alligatorswerve:
I don't know if this counts as a joke


Probably not
Why not cheesy
lol
Re: Me And My Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:01am On Jan 28, 2015
Definitely a joke, smart and funny.
Re: Me And My Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:01am On Jan 28, 2015
MrHardOn:
Definitely a joke, smart and funny.
wink
Re: Me And My Girlfriend by Akandu50(m): 11:36am On Jan 28, 2015
another daily news...... gist us another one. grin

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Re: Me And My Girlfriend by realsammie(m): 4:03pm On Jan 28, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin luv d joke.

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Re: Me And My Girlfriend by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jan 28, 2015
Hahahahahha op u funny die.

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Re: Me And My Girlfriend by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 28, 2015
grin
Re: Me And My Girlfriend by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jan 28, 2015
Akandu50:
another daily news...... gist us another one. grin
roflmao cheesy

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