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My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 6:01pm On Jan 01, 2015
.New year RESOLUTION. ..
1.Drinking-DELETED
2.Smoking-DELETED
3.Gambling-DELETED
4.Night Clubbing-DELETED
5.Sex-DELETION FAILED .......file is
protected.

Can any one tell me how to delete this file?
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jan 01, 2015
Do you really need help??
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by TrishaP(f): 6:10pm On Jan 01, 2015
Just format your resolution and everything will be brand new. smiley
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 6:25pm On Jan 01, 2015
Fot
TrishaP:
Just format your resolution and everything will be brand new. smiley
If I format all my resolutions, it will now entrails I start again, and resolutions are usually done the first day, is that not so?
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by TrishaP(f): 6:30pm On Jan 01, 2015
hopeforcharles:
Fot
If I format all my resolutions, it will now entrails I start again, and resolutions are usually done the first day, is that not so?
It's not too late to start a new one
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 6:57pm On Jan 01, 2015
TrishaP:

It's not too late to start a new one
i will try, i am thinking its more of Bleep virus attack,
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by daralubz(m): 6:42am On Jan 02, 2015
very simple, jst delete ur rod of justice, i.e cut off ur penis ;Dvery simple, jst delete ur rod of justice, i.e cut off ur penis
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 11:25am On Jan 02, 2015
daralubz:
very simple, jst delete ur rod of justice, i.e cut off ur penis ;Dvery simple, jst delete ur rod of justice, i.e cut off ur penis
Man that is wicked, how will I handle other functions? Comon better suggestions please
I need a better anti virus do u know any?
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 11:55pm On Jan 02, 2015
Bro if u dnt want 2 ve ur chopstix cut off.......ve t nuetalise by one babalawo like dat
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 6:20am On Jan 03, 2015
Khd95:
Bro if u dnt want 2 ve ur chopstix cut off.......ve t nuetalise by one babalawo like dat
Oly boy i no want babalawo things oh, maybe pastor things might be considered. Lol.
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 6:24am On Jan 03, 2015
hopeforcharles:

Oly boy i no want babalawo things oh, maybe pastor things might be considered. Lol.
u re jokin shey
Incase u want 2 c babalawo,hit my box grin
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 8:07am On Jan 03, 2015
Khd95:
u re jokin shey
Incase u want 2 c babalawo,hit my box grin
For sure I am joking, just saw it somewhere and decided to post it here to see people's reaction. Thanks for the suggestion, I will keep it in heart.
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 2:29pm On Jan 03, 2015
hopeforcharles:

For sure I am joking, just saw it somewhere and decided to post it here to see people's reaction. Thanks for the suggestion, I will keep it in heart.
bro ah was jokin 2 ni oo
I dnt no any babalawo......so wot ve u decided 2 do ur problm
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 5:32pm On Jan 03, 2015
Khd95:
bro ah was jokin 2 ni oo
I dnt no any babalawo......so wot ve u decided 2 do ur problm
my bro. My problem is a good one, alot of peeps somewhere wish they have my klnda problem, what i will do is marry 4 wives, that will over solve my problem.
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by HenCq15: 7:08pm On Jan 03, 2015
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Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jan 03, 2015
That data is highly protected,it needs manufacturer hand
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 9:52pm On Jan 03, 2015
Ipledge:
That data is highly protected,it needs manufacturer hand
Maybe or maybe not, if manufacturer put hand him fit refurbish the disc completely, man problem go dey oh, ego beta make we leave the disc like that
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 3:54pm On Jan 04, 2015
hopeforcharles:

my bro. My problem is a good one, alot of peeps somewhere wish they have my klnda problem, what i will do is marry 4 wives, that will over solve my problem.
4 wifes khe grin........u ve reduced ya lifespan b dat ni
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 8:05am On Jan 05, 2015
Khd95:
4 wifes khe grin........u ve reduced ya lifespan b dat ni
Lol na true my bros I no think go that area. Lol, wetin be the solution now
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 8:59am On Jan 05, 2015
hopeforcharles:

Lol na true my bros I no think go that area. Lol, wetin be the solution now
seek. Oluwas face

Baba God pass em
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 11:44am On Jan 05, 2015
Khd95:
seek. Oluwas face

Baba God pass em
true talk ore mi, that is the best advise ever
thanks
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 5:03pm On Jan 06, 2015
hopeforcharles:

true talk ore mi, that is the best advise ever
thanks
haba dnt mention it joor[quote][/quote]
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 12:52am On Jan 30, 2015
hopeforcharles:

true talk ore mi, that is the best advise ever
thanks
haba baba na little tin b dat na[quote][/quote]

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Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by SenatorJames(m): 11:32pm On Jan 31, 2015
hopeforcharles:
.New year RESOLUTION. ..
1.Drinking-DELETED
2.Smoking-DELETED
3.Gambling-DELETED
4.Night Clubbing-DELETED
5.Sex-DELETION FAILED .......file is
protected.

Can any one tell me how to delete this file?
Prayer.




meanwhile it can only be suspended and not deleted, because sex is a factory fitted tools meant for a stipulated time.
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 5:59am On Feb 01, 2015
SenatorJames:
Prayer.




meanwhile it can only be suspended and not deleted, because sex is a factory fitted tools meant for a stipulated time.
Yeah true talk Bro, Prayer changes things

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