Just watching Chris Rock on cable TV scintillating his fans in one of his numerous live comedy sessions and while saying women want 'everything',he said men want just three things...
1. Feed him
2. F**k him
3. Silence..
feed me,sex me and shut d f*k up!..
give me food,sleep with me afterwards lemme have some quiet..
Got any counter views or do you outrightly agree??..cant wait to laff at the responses forthcoming..

seconded

Yungwizzzy:
seconded

Hahaha..sincerely a statement of fact

Lol, Chris Rock is a legend and he keeps it real like Dave Chappelle with cerebral comedy sketches about reality !

Men love their food, good sex, and space...but most of these women are too emotional to know that.

And once a man can't find peace, care, and space in his own house - expect him to start creeping. Dammit!

That's my nyggah right there!

Lmao @shut the ffuck up!!...

But that's comedy though...how about men who wants their wives to do their laundry?..some jobless ones wants money from their wives too..the list goes on..

cubic:
Lmao @shut the ffuck up!!...

But that's comedy though...how about men who wants their wives to do their laundry?..some jobless ones wants money from their wives too..the list goes on..

well predominantly he meant the default setting for men

chibic:
Lmao @shut the ffuck up!!...

But that's comedy though...how about men who wants their wives to do their laundry?..some jobless ones wants money from their wives too..the list goes on..

Doing laundry is just part of being a good woman - just throw that into the food mix.

The jobless ones who depend on their wives are fools, not men. So, he wasn't alluding to them.

SirShymex:


Doing laundry is just part of being a good woman - just throw that into the food mix.

The jobless ones who depend on their wives are fools, not men. So, he wasn't alluding to them.

SirShymex:


Doing laundry is just part of being a good woman - just throw that into the food mix.

The jobless ones who depend on their wives are fools, not men. So, he wasn't alluding to them.

Any man who depends on his wife for food has lost,his,place..needs to get back,to God

lmao

If u watch that Chris rock movie tittled "I think I love my wife" u will know he really knows hw to treat ladies. That guy is a legend !

D list differs frm one person to another.Wot of (mutual) respect,av u 4 once lived with an arrogant person Nt to talk of a arrogant/bossy wife.Wot of cleanlinessTry staying with a stinking dirty lady 4 a week,u will appreciate d definition of cleanliness.D list goes on. Am telling u,dese two things above can stop a man frm f**king n eating his wife's food.

Oh it's a men's meeting but i plead to interfere



if you want a woman who never talks you can as well marry a dumb woman , i think they are much out there

elantraceey:
Oh it's a men's meeting but i plead to interfere



if you want a woman who never talks you can as well marry a dumb woman , i think they are much out there

Hahaha..Elantracey its open to both sexes to contribute...on what you just said,u will agree with me he(even myself) dint necessarilt mean a dumb or speechless woman,he simply saying dont nag..u knw women generally talk...sadly men do too..dwell on issues that sud b laid to rest..I love peace,I enjoy it...I AV real experiences.of men who nag..had one this morning..myt just be motivated to share..Hahaha as I recall now I can only just laugh

bassette:
Hahaha..Elantracey its open to both sexes to contribute...on what you just said,u will agree with me he(even myself) dint necessarilt mean a dumb or speechless woman,he simply saying dont nag..u knw women generally talk...sadly men do too..dwell on issues that sud b laid to rest..I love peace,I enjoy it...I AV real experiences.of men who nag..had one this morning..myt just be motivated to share..Hahaha as I recall now I can only just laugh

Men nags alot but you guys just make it look like you guys just talk and cover it up as just being men . When we talk we pour our hearts out and sometimes that's just a way to express ourself (though some women go extreme) .

elantraceey:


Men nags alot but you guys just make it look like you guys just talk and cover it up as just being men . When we talk we pour our hearts out and sometimes that's just a way to express ourself (though some women go extreme) .

Am glad u agree most women just overkill it..Chris is black American so,I must tell u black Americans can talk a man silly..knowin that u'd know where Chris was coming from he said that...lol

elantraceey:


Men nags alot but you guys just make it look like you guys just talk and cover it up as just being men . When we talk we pour our hearts out and sometimes that's just a way to express ourself (though some women go extreme) .

Yeah Elantraceey some men do nag a lot but 10 out of 11 would love to close their lips after so much words and of course expect their ladies to do the same this helps us to think and concentrate.

1miccza:


Yeah Elantraceey some men do nag a lot but 10 out of 11 would love to close their lips after so much words and of course expect their ladies to do the same this helps us to think and concentrate.

Then why do you men make it seem like it's a women issue?

elantraceey:



Then why do you men make it seem like it's a women issue?

If you were a man and you find yourself in such a situation,you would understand that some women can nag an entire skin off a man.

she's not a woman, she's a slave.

Ehen it's not difficult na.every and anybody in his school of thought should buy robot doll of like 1500 naira and tiger battery of 180naira so it will do as you say without mutual conversation and emotional exchange. Thank you

1miccza:


If you were a man and you find yourself in such a situation,you would understand that some women can nag an entire skin off a man.

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Yea i know that but that doesn't answer my question though.

elantraceey:
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Yea i know that but that doesn't answer my question though.

Men think its a woman,issue b'cos women amplify it...and of cos it sits well on them..a woman just talks

elantraceey:
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Yea i know that but that doesn't answer my question though.

It's simple it isn't just that we men make it to look like a female too it occurs more with ladies than guys some ladies can fill a basket with their nagging imagine waking a guy up as early as 5am with unnecessary complains and quarrel. 4 out of every 5 females are guilty of this.

1miccza:


It's simple it isn't just that we men make it to look like a female too it occurs more with ladies than guys some ladies can fill a basket with their nagging imagine waking a guy up as early as 5am with unnecessary complains and quarrel. 4 out of every 5 females are guilty of this.

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What about a lady just returning late from work and is welcomed with unnecessary complains?

elantraceey:
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What about a lady just returning late from work and is welcomed with unnecessary complains?

Then we are down to statistics apparently it's not as rampant among the male folk as it is among the female folk...

elantraceey:
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What about a lady just returning late from work and is welcomed with unnecessary complains?

Or rather she starts off a string of complains...

Not that I totally support Chris Rock but his list is much more realistic as compared to the hilarious one here https://www.nairaland.com/1980592/tips-keeping-good-african-man

SAMBARRY:
Ehen it's not difficult na.every and anybody in his school of thought should buy robot doll of like 1500 naira and tiger battery of 180naira so it will do as you say without mutual conversation and emotional exchange. Thank you

Chris rock wants a baby doll and thinks every other man should want one. What a fantasy! And they say women fantasize a lot. Pfft.

babygirlfl:
Not that I totally support Chris Rock but his list is much more realistic as compared to the hilarious one here https://www.nairaland.com/1980592/tips-keeping-good-african-man

I believe the legendary Chris Rock just made it simpler - the other one was a comprehensive list.

Anyway, which of items of Chris Rock's list do you support?

SirShymex:


I believe the legendary Chris Rock just made it simpler - the other one was a comprehensive list.

Anyway, which of items of Chris Rock's list do you support?

The first two makes sense. As for letting the man have some silence, I think some women will like to cuddle up or chat or play with each other.

babygirlfl:


The first two makes sense. As for letting the man have some silence, I think some women will like to cuddle up or chat or play with each other.

I like that. The first two are very important.

However, with "silence"- he was alluding to nagging, and giving the man his space sometimes. And also, it depends on mood and not trying for force things when the mood isn't right for it. Obviously, every man out there won't mind cuddling, chatting, and playing with his partner. But giving him space to breathe, when he isn't on it - won't be a bad idea.

I believe that's what he's alluding to.