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Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by justscorch: 10:22pm On Jan 10, 2015
Those of us when no get shower nko?
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Aitee1: 10:22pm On Jan 10, 2015
cheesy cheesy
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by shaboti: 10:23pm On Jan 10, 2015
Pk
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by ayoola2002(m): 10:23pm On Jan 10, 2015
yinxfun:
why go through all these when I can always have my bath at night with hot water grin
Obunn
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by juliusocean(m): 10:24pm On Jan 10, 2015
i hear
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jan 10, 2015
....And what of those that don't have shower?
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Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jan 10, 2015
emusmith:
gh



Meaning??
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jan 10, 2015
losprince:
Rub n shine


hungry blogger grin
lol...Rome wasn't built in a day...thanks for d compliment smiley
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jan 10, 2015
juianne95:
u go wash dat part na wink wink


hilarious
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by legalwealth(m): 10:27pm On Jan 10, 2015
Aikon:
Having your early morning bath may be difficult especially during the harmattan due to the extremely cold weather. But here are easy steps for to have your bath as illustrated in the image below tongue cheesy

1. Check the temperature of the water from the shower to know what you're in for. Water temperature may be close to 0 degree Celsius

2. Oya double check with your leg so your hand doesn't deceive you

3. Now stick your head out and gently into the running shower just for 2 seconds. You know why? So your brain doesn't freeze out

4. Now apply soap, sponge and what not to your hair

5. Repeat step 3 again to wash/rinse your hair

6. Now try to wash the rest of the body all in 5 seconds. Then you're good to go.

Try it. Thank me later

This is great!
What of those that don't use or do not have shower?
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jan 10, 2015
evn if d water enter -100°c.....i will take ma bath
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by lonelydora: 10:30pm On Jan 10, 2015
Una don finally thief dis my pix come post am for front page. I will sue you for plagiarism.
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by losprince(m): 10:30pm On Jan 10, 2015
kokoqueen:
lol...Rome wasn't built in a day...thanks for d compliment smiley
cool
Mature, God go bless your hutsle.
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jan 10, 2015
brito:




Meaning??

Lol
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jan 10, 2015
Amen
losprince:
cool
Mature, God go bless your hutsle.
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by adedayourt(m): 10:32pm On Jan 10, 2015
carik:


Hot water?
Its not good for the body
Don't ask why,was told it makes the bones weak

You gata be kidding me shocked

If I hear

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Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by tola9ja: 10:34pm On Jan 10, 2015
Akpors’ letter to harmattan
Bros H, how far na? My country people dey hail u oooo! I know say wherever u dey now belle don dey sweet u because tym to show ur talent don reach, bt bros as i dey write u dis letter i dey on my knees, I take god of ASUU take beg u, let by gone be by gone, abeg i know say we don offend u but pls forgive and forget. Last week i see oga rain as im dey pack im load sake of say im wan go on holiday, na im i ask am say how bros H na, d way d guy reply me i know say wahala dey!
Our lips are in trouble, na so e go jst dey tear anyhow, if we do mistake baff cold water naso we go dey shake like nokia 3310 on vibration, we no go fit know which 1 be public bus or private car again bcus dust don finish deir body! Girls no nid to use brown powder again na to just stand for outside make dust cover dem!
No matter d cream we rub even if we rub 6 gallons of palmoil on our skin e go still dry like envelope wey dem take send letter bomb to dele giwa.
Bros na beg we dey beg, postpone your visit till next year!
Bros na we we ooo thanks
Yours faithfully

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Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by musb92yahooco: 10:34pm On Jan 10, 2015
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!

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Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jan 10, 2015
Makes me remember that not everyone have heaters in their homes.
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jan 10, 2015
emusmith:


Lol



ok , how u dey
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by iamord(m): 10:35pm On Jan 10, 2015
juianne95:
Better still,Rub n shine grin grin
fhmm! Whose armpit is smelling this evening nah *eyes...........* hmm
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by heffem(m): 10:36pm On Jan 10, 2015
Ol boy Ω̴̩̩̩̥a so ȋ̝̊̅ forget baf go work yesterday o..... Ω̴̩̩̩̥a for afternoon my friend com remind say e be like say ȋ̝̊̅ never baf at all inside dis new year. Ω̴̩̩̩̥a then ȋ̝̊̅ begin blame PDP and harmattan.
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by pat077: 10:37pm On Jan 10, 2015
Been doin that since time immemorial
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Baddestguyp(m): 10:37pm On Jan 10, 2015
did that years ago, now I just start with hot water them switch to cold water
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 10:37pm On Jan 10, 2015
Most ppl who go for 5 or 6am mass will end up not bathing tomorrow.
I bathed this Night for tomorrow's mass grin
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by folabayo1(f): 10:38pm On Jan 10, 2015
This method is for those that has shower running in their home undecided
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Danova(m): 10:38pm On Jan 10, 2015
juianne95:
u wan start tribalism now
Side effects of APC n PDP arguments grin
Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 10, 2015
musb92yahooco:
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!






Go to politics section and post this please. And don't forget to tell your friends there that brito said no vacancy in ASO ROCK for buhari .
Keep sweeping .

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Re: How To Have Your Bath During Harmattan (image) by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jan 10, 2015
brito:




ok , how u dey

Cool o, you?

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