ROZZAYY:

haba dats small na btw r u d waiter or u come find ur papa for here

mashnino:


will let that pass

LewisO:

But I won't like you to get high, well if that's what want.

Me: Bar-man

Bar-man: Sir?

Me: Serve her the drinks that she want

Bar-man: OK Sir!!!

Me: Am coming wanna go organize some things for the meeting. Babe enjoy yaself... Will be back in a jiffy!
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Bar-man talking to u in my absence: Madam order for what u want, those men gat cash, what I mean by MoNey. At least make we sell plenty for today, abeg anything wey u buy make u tellam say na double. Abeg no tellam set I tell u anything o, make dey no sack me, madam I dey come.

Lagunna:


rozzay

absky5:
We don talk abt d drinks and music.... Make sum1 tell dem 4 d beer parlour dat they should reserve enuf cat fish/cow tail 4 pepper soup.....

basille:
I no be gentleman.
But no harm in learning.



I Register.

Brandnew2:

You're very much welcome bro!

So u've got any experience to share?

protegesol:
I register.






For thee topic.
I lied to her I owned a car. When it was time for a date, I lied my driving license expired so we hired a cab. I'm not sure she would have fell for me if I told her I had no car.

absky5:

*eleyi gidi gan* u re one of the baddest nigga**!!!! Abeg barman give him 2 bottles of orijin and 1 plate of peppersoup

ROZZAYY:
oko rozzay

Lagunna:


where art thou..

ROZZAYY:
So if u no see ur wife u no know wetin to do abi? ok i dey seun palace

Lagunna:


hmmm

goofyone:
I take it you don't know the urban meaning of "gentlemen's club"

jhidey08:
PRESENT SIR.

It took me 6 months to woo her bt she said nothing can happen btw us, tho i did while chatting cos she refused to c me physically. She said she's trying to avoid me cos nothing ll happen btw us. Hw else do i go abt it? I luv dis gal lyk KILODE....

alberto2k:
I sabi come late sha

Walahi, kai OFee I Reljistar

Brandnew2:

Don't be a spoil sport dude...
We don't do urban here.
Maybe this might help you
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentlemen's_club


Yes we understand the female on a pole entertainment part but this is Nairaland okay?

Brandnew2:

Maybe you should start calling her but don't do it too much. Call a few times but make sure it's worth it. Maybe she might want to see you. If she doesn't change her mind about seeing you then quit it.

jhidey08:
she hardly pick my calls, bt one confusing thing abt her is dat when we bump onto eachother anywhere we do a lotta crazy things. She replies all messages too