First of all, MODS are advised not to hide this post.
Second of all, dear reader pls be patient enough to read but if you cant, kindly scroll down to the end of the post.

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Here's the golden question, how on earth are we suppose to remember and follow all these 21 laws when we even find it difficult to remember and follow just 10 from God?

attention seeker on the loose. Mods pls close this thread

I like this thread, guy abeg tell the mods

Gmajor:
attention seeker on the loose. Mods pls close this thread

And this is how you seek attention? You gatta be kidding you.