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Golden Words By A Wise Man (MUST READ) by dguyindcorner(m): 12:20pm On Jan 08, 2015
1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."

3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."

4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely..."


Agree?
Re: Golden Words By A Wise Man (MUST READ) by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jan 08, 2015
Hahahaha... I so love number 2 and 3. Btw,peeps shld stop blaming me for being scared of getting married. It's SCARY. Cos I don't wanna be a "king" and restricted to just one step. I love my "knight" live as all my steps are emblemished with decoys. grin
Re: Golden Words By A Wise Man (MUST READ) by dguyindcorner(m): 12:28pm On Jan 08, 2015
No10:
Hahahaha... I so love number 2. Btw,peeps shld stop blaming me for being scared of getting married. It's SCARY.

One day you will get married.

grin
Re: Golden Words By A Wise Man (MUST READ) by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jan 08, 2015
dguyindcorner:


One day you will get married.

grin
*sighs* that's a very scary fact. *face down*
Re: Golden Words By A Wise Man (MUST READ) by BeeBeeOoh(m): 12:34pm On Jan 08, 2015
Adondai.. grin grin. Uaray a genius

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