In 2011 you elected a president who had no shoe,, now in 2015 you are about to elect a president with no certificate. But it's none of my business...

At 30 years old with a monthly income of #70,000. You spend #125,000 a month on women and drinks only for you to blame your forefathers on your predicaments. But it's none of my business...

As a man you spend 70% of your time woman wrappering and when them friendzone you.na to come nairaland and complain. But it's none of my business.

Your boyfriend use your body take do sexual experiments and so on all in the name of love and you expect him to marry you? Like seriously? But it's none of my business..

You Raise your legs when your mother is sweeping the floor But turned environmental sanitation staff when you are in your boyfriend house But that's none of my business.....


We are asking for change yet we keep electing Recycled Rulers and expecting things to change But that's none of my business.

You bleach your skin to look beautiful for your boyfriend,, but you end up looking like a shaved pig and that same boyfriend later dump you But that's none of my business

You are 30 years old and still leaving with your parents and you expect people to take you serious?? But that's none of my business...

You spend a minimum of #40,000 on each of your girlfriends monthly but you complain of hardship each time your parents or siblings call for assistance.but that's none of my business

Your have done 4 abortions for your boyfriend and still think he will marry you. You must be high on cheap drug but that's none of my business.

Abeg I wan chop. No ask me waiting I wan chop because it's none of your business...

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And how is the above mentioned my business?

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Hahahahahaha.......So what's your business then?

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