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If BBM Was There In Bible Days(very Funny) by obainojazz(m): 6:03pm On Jan 12, 2015
If BBM was there in bible days, some pms would be
like:
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of
salt.. # Shaking!!
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..Miracles be going down here..
# OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbidden fruit.. I mean
who does that!? # Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here is Fantastic..
But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. # RIP
Abel.. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love. Can't believe I served her father
for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me.. # SelfieWithLamb !
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching
the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's.. Them guys are funny.. # LLP
(Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp. He still
thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. I am going to bring the roof down
on this party.. # TurnUp !
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! ‪#Smh‬.....
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Days(very Funny) by Vince77(m): 6:25pm On Jan 12, 2015
Lolz.. dez niggez jst nailed Bros J on d cross naked... so heartless mehn

#RIP Bro.
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Days(very Funny) by fijiano202(m): 6:30pm On Jan 12, 2015
hahahahaha LMAO


Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbidden fruit.. I mean
who does that!? # Smh

Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here is Fantastic..
But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird

Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! ‪#Smh‬.....
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Days(very Funny) by kalufelix(m): 6:36pm On Jan 12, 2015
I 4 lyk comment but i no knw anytin 4 bible
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Days(very Funny) by FLAWLES(f): 6:40pm On Jan 12, 2015
Funny tho
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Days(very Funny) by obainojazz(m): 7:48pm On Jan 12, 2015
lalasticlala
obinoscopy
front page pls...let ppl laf away stress
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Days(very Funny) by MizEmpress(f): 10:30pm On Jan 12, 2015
cheesy cheesy selfie with lamb eh? hahahaha
Re: If BBM Was There In Bible Days(very Funny) by obainojazz(m): 9:23am On Jan 24, 2015
he he...glad y'all glad

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