Heard any good and funny jokes lately?...Try these ones.

This Is Too Funny!
A very successful Young Nigerian man parked his new Lexus infront of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues, as he got out, a Trailer passed too closed and completely tore off the door, the man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police and they arrived.Before the officer could say anything, the man was screaming hysterically, my Lexus! , my Lexus! , will never be the same again no matter what the panel-beater did to it, the officer just looked at the man in disgust and shook his head, I can't believe how materialistic you're, he said, you're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else.How can you say such thing?..asked the man, don't you know that your left arm is missing from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck hit you.....OH MY GOD! replied the man, "MY ROLEX WRIST WATCH"...
Big Grin!!
You can add yours Guys, to keep the fun rolling...

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Call Hell From Hell Is A Local Call
Three formal leaders from Uk, USA and NIGERIA went 2 hell.D first leader asked d devil 2 allow him make a call 2 London 2 inquire abt d country's welfare.He spent five minutes.Satan billed him $5M, d ex-USA leader also made a call and spent 8 minutes, he was billed $8M.Then d ex-Nigerian leader called and spent 2hours.How much is my bill?..He asked Satan...$1 he replied.Surprised, d former leader said..but I stayed longer dan dem.Satan smiled saying, calling hell from hell is nt expensive, it is a local call.

Church Thief..
Pastor:Akpos, tell us why u steal d clock in d church
Akpos:...Are u nt d 1 dat always say "That God's time is d best"...

Poor Family..
Wife:My dear, I dnt lyk d way we're living...Lets go and rent our own house.
Husband:But I have no money
Wife:Ok Ok..Let's go nd live wit ur parents
Husband:Impossible!
Wife:Y?
Husband:Because my parents too are living wit dia parents..