SeverusSnape:
True talk

naijaboiy:

Tapout:
ok...runs girls wey dey nl make una come defend una self ASAP.....

yemicoal:
no comment

Comment dey

kristina1:
I disagree with some tho'
Most girls used waist band and anklet for different reasons
Most girls snap in expensive place,check instagram now,cos of thebackground,yet it doesnt make dem runs gal.

yemicoal:
This days we have so many runs girls on d loose, some claiming to be from rich families to disguise while some are proud of it. Well here are easy ways to spot them....

1)Appearance- Most runs girls love putting on revealing clothes obviously to attract customers, some even fix eye lashes long enough to sweep third mainland bridge

2) Bleaching- Choi, this is so common among runs girls, they all believe you have to be light-skinned, they all bleach and when they get older you see stretch marks like USB cords and green veins all over their body. *pukes*

3) Tattoos- hmm.... looks like the new trend, most of them love drawing tattoos most especially rose flowers on their boobs or hand.

4) Accessories- They use the latest phones and gadgets. Obviously ' maga dey pay'

5) Most of them use waist beads and anklets. choi that bead can turn a man on ehn.

6) They are always chilling. You find them lounging in expensive hotels and joints, Dubai chilling n all,

7) You see different cars parked in front of their houses everyday and different men coming out of the cars, when you turn car dealer??

Sad but true, they can easily tell how big a guys 'kpekus' is by only seeing him walk. They r automatic manhood size detector.

9) They seize every opportunity to snap pictures in expensive places to oppress their fellow runs girl rivals and to show they have arrived.

10) They date older men, obviously for money.

I drop my golden pen at this point.

SeverusSnape:
True talk.
Some of them are always claiming sanctimonious.

On social media, They never upload a picture of themselves and one of their numerous "sugar daddies" for fear of "spoiling market."

Their cell phone is always ringing... Business on point.

Tinubu:
Ok

Since the Op has started the aluta, let's go there .... ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORIA ASCERTA!!!


4 features of Nairaland Aristos...110% accurate like bullet from actor's Gun!!

1- They form relationship experts in this section... Always online advising and counselling, even at odd hours of the night... In some cases they may even present themselves to be married ... Hmm... All the character laundery and marital skelewu, is just to increase their online commercial worth, and attract the best of 'chairmen'... After all, men have always been known to madly desire that which seems to be so perfect, yet beyond their grasp. This kind of scope is the hardest not to fall for.. But na God go save man pikin

2- Always viewing but never commenting in the Property and Car sections.... Those sections na dia own online hotel, where they go to seek out potential chairmen... Once they see you make a business comment on a G-wagon or some exotic property, they will track you down in other sections, and corner you into exchanging contacts with them.

3- Always having only face and bust pishures as their dp. This is most likely because the other parts have been sexually battered beyond redemption. But, business must continue.. So Marykay, concealers, and iron bras are brought in to mitigate the commercial disaster, and present a misleading signboard to potential 'Chairmen'


4- Any moniker with an '(f)' that quotes me negatively...




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kristina1:
I disagree with some tho'
Most girls used waist band and anklet for different reasons
Most girls snap in expensive place,check instagram now,cos of thebackground,yet it doesnt make dem runs gal.

classicB:
And it's you guys that is paying their bills o am not one but almost everything you listed is true, nothing like runs girl ' will stop unless guys and rich men start using their money for something more reasonable.

kristina1:
I disagree with some tho'
Most girls used waist band and anklet for different reasons
Most girls snap in expensive place,check instagram now,cos of thebackground,yet it doesnt make dem runs gal.

kelechiMarie:
So true! I know one who used to be like me(colour) she's now an albino and has numerous tattoos

classicB:
And it's you guys that is paying their bills o am not one but almost everything you listed is true, nothing like runs girl ' will stop unless guys and rich men start using their money for something more reasonable.

naijaboiy:
[size=35]"Eye lashes that can sweep 3rd mainland bridge"

"Stretch marks like USB cord" [/size]

I Lol-ed at this...