BonaVIta:
SEX WORKERS

Just trying to be modest.

How do they lie? Experience speaking? no offence

Telling lies is an individual thing, what caught my attention is your assertion on 'lawyers'. if you were a member of the profession or a law student, you might have been better informed.
A lawyer simply applies the law to the facts his client presents to him(eg it is the duty of the prosecutor to prove the guilt of an accused, when he fails to discharge the burden, the law has to be followed... The accused will be discharged!!! Irrespective of whether you saw him committing the offense). A judge decides a matter based on the preponderance of evidence presented to him and the applicable law.
To a layman it might seem odd, But the law doesn't deal on sentiments.
Ps: lying is an individual thing. It has nothing to do with any given profession.

annibro:


Rite on Point. A tailor can mek u shed tears. I once bot material a man can use 2 sew dis long ankle length hausa kaftan with trouser. D tailor sewed a tight jump up gown 4 me & I could hardly raise my hands up... Tight at d armpit

lmao! Choi.. Sorry dear tailors ehn! Na only God go save us frm them o.

emusmith:
2. Lawyers

You may not have been made to suffer unnecessary allegation because a lawyer stood against the truth he is meant to defend but some have...And it's wicked! I know they do it legally but it's still a lie. The bad part is, They'll put it so nicely even when they know it's a lie! The No. 1 on this list have some of them to cover up for their lies, no surprise most of them later delve into Politics...this takes us to the No.1...

I take an exception to this, with due respect sir.

Transporters, politicians and traders are inevitable in this list

EroticAngelina:
lmao! Choi.. Sorry dear tailors ehn! Na only God go save us frm them o.

As in enh...

kilmix:


I take an exception to this, with due respect sir.

Learned man ...I get you...no P

Ashawo nko...?

emusmith:

My list of TOP Seven Lying Professions beginning from
the rear are:

Haba! You didn't include marketers?!
If a marketer hasn't told a lie on a given day, you know he or she hasn't yet woken up from sleep.

Politics na profession?

Carpenters; I asked a carpenter 2 mek door net 4 me as a corper. I never got it even after my service year.
Anoda carpenter who was suppose 2 make us new set of furnitures b4 my sister's wedding never delivered dem until 2months after d weddin.

Tailors sha shud be No. 1; my sis & husband wer already been called upon 2d dance floor during their trad weddin but wer no where in dat vicinity cos I was still at d tailor's waiting 4 their tradtnal outfit

emusmith:


Asuebi nko?

Sorry aunty, it is Aso ebi. Not asuebi, or ashebi or asunebi.

You can thank mi later

annibro:


Rite on Point. A tailor can mek u shed tears. I once bot material a man can use 2 sew dis long ankle length hausa kaftan with trouser. D tailor sewed a tight jump up gown 4 me & I could hardly raise my hands up... Tight at d armpit

I beg I fit laugh again my belle don full u wan kill me here ooo Hahahahhahha

So true,Tailors sabi lie wella but Politicians mehn!They are the masters of deceit...APC PDP APGA whatever,they are all the same with the same motive.

emusmith:


Learned man ...I get you...no P

Lol... but come to think of it sha.

Why aint secretary and spokesperson on the list??

if say lie they kill instantly all dis politicians for don finish be dat :Dif say lie they kill instantly all dis politicians for don finish be dat :Dif say lie they kill instantly all dis politicians for don finish be dat :Dif say lie they kill instantly all dis politicians for don finish be dat

emusmith:


I don't know any of such.....do you?

e.g osibanjo, bakare, chris okotie

emusmith:


Learned man ...I get you...no P

Lol... but come to think of it sha.

ximarro:
Politics na profession?

In Nigeria it is unfortunately...some people even see am as family right sef.

hotgunz:
Food vendors, na everytime food d cost for market...

Ques: U get pounded yam?
Food vendor: e jus finish! As in evryday

@ op, u no add house agents ?

annibro:


Ques: U get pounded yam?
Food vendor: e jus finish! As in evryday

when even sum of dem doesn't hv mortal.... Chaii we don suffer

EroticAngelina:
lmao! Choi.. Sorry dear tailors ehn! Na only God go save us frm them o.

I wear ready made now no matter d occassion. Thanks 2 tailors

annibro:


I wear ready made now no matter d occassion. Thanks 2 tailors

lol

polithiefcians...lol




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Kizmarty:



you rock bro
this got me CRACKING >>
You know the girl is not too fine, "Yet you'll say, Fine girl, come buy na..."

thumbs up man.

Hehehehehehehe or u might hear 'my colour' or my second'

bmasz:
Its been long I comented here. You left out pastors and their over exagerated tales

Yes, the pastors. The one that said God told him not to look at his fuel gauge comes to mind.

U never jam carpenters

It seems today that you enter wrong bus destination because the bus conductor want to fill the last seat in the bus, thats when you started remembering all the lie telling profession

emusmith:


As in enh...

No be small thing ooo

emusmith:


As in enh...

No be small thing ooo

1. Traders. 'Oga, na original' even when they know the product is substandard.

'Madam, the shoe na your size. It fits you' even when it doesn't.

'Check the cloth now. The thing fit you. You be fine boy na' even when you ugly pass King Kong.

2. PHCN (or whatever) Officials: Lying about power consumed.