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11 Types Of Annoying People You Meet At The Gym by mickyeddi(m): 11:03am On Jan 17, 2015
If you go to a gym, the likelihood of you encountering the resident douchebag is high. Every gym has one and, sometimes, there’s usually more than one. Some aren’t as big of a douchebag as others are, but hey, douchebags are douchebags. Though, douchebags aren’t the only ones you should be expecting at your local gym. There are lots and lots of other types of people and stereotypes that you’re probably going to meet, more so if it’s your first time at the gym. And, even if it’s not your first time, you’re probably going to laugh when you read these things below. After all, you may be one of these annoying types of gym goers that simply get on everyone else’s nerves.

1. The Douchebag



Everybody knows one. They’re always walking around, looking at themselves in the mirror and flexing all their muscles. Sure, they’ve got something to show. But, do they really have to figuratively shove it into everyone’s face all the time?

2. The First Timer



These people don’t know what they’re doing in the gym and why they’re in there in the first place. And, being first timers, they’re just too afraid to ask.

3. The Clueless Guy



Bicep curls at the squat rack are actually quite a good thing for these days, because at least, they’re doing something right. Well, in a way that is. Fact is, these people don’t know SHIT about the gym. What’s even worse is that they act like they know everything even when they clearly don’t. Put it simply, they’re just gym accidents waiting to happen.

4. The Guy Who Lifts Too Much



When I say too much, I’m not talking about people who basically live in the gym. Rather, I’m talking about people who are clearly lifting WAAAAY too much than they can handle. Why? I don’t know. But, I’m betting that it’s to impress that hot chick taking selfies over at the weight rack.

5. The Inappropriately Dressed



They’re not exactly doing anything bad, except well, put themselves in harm’s way. But hey, it’s their bodies right? You just have to deal with the eye sore.

6. “Effortless” Gym Goers



This needs no further explanation. And oh, in case you’re wondering, that’s a TV she’s looking at.

7. Machine Hogger



We all know that machines make our times at the gym easier. Sure, they’re not as effective, but most people don’t know that or don’t even care. Unfortunately, some people LOVE machines too much that they just hug them all day long.

8. The Grunter



A few “oohhmps” every now and then is understandable, but what these people do are just plain annoying.

9. The Wannabe Douchebag



hey’re like the douchebags, the grunters and the guy who tries to lift too much all in one. What’s worse is that they have nothing to show and trying too hard to find a way to “flaunt” whatever they have.

10. The Phone Douchebag



These douchebags deserve their own space because they’re a special kind of annoying. Sure, those other douchebags are somehow remarkable because they have something to show. But, these? They’re just hell to deal with. They take selfies, text all the time and are on the phone when they’re not. In fact, the two hours they are in the gym, they spend more than half of it while on the phone.

11. The Ripped Chicks



I’m excluding girls in general because they’re already covered in the many stereotypes above. And well, for this one, it’s a special case. Why? Because even though they’re quite annoying, most people are willing to put up with them simply because well, they’re HOT chicks. Now, who doesn’t want to see a hot chick doing reps every now and then while they’re at the gym?
Re: 11 Types Of Annoying People You Meet At The Gym by darisgod(m): 11:18am On Jan 17, 2015
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Re: 11 Types Of Annoying People You Meet At The Gym by WASMOG(m): 11:27am On Jan 17, 2015
More grace to ur elboy u try
Re: 11 Types Of Annoying People You Meet At The Gym by Nobody: 1:25pm On Jan 17, 2015
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Re: 11 Types Of Annoying People You Meet At The Gym by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jan 17, 2015
Lol this is funny especially number 2 cheesy
Re: 11 Types Of Annoying People You Meet At The Gym by mickyeddi(m): 10:19pm On Jan 17, 2015
charix:
[url=mickyeddi]Post your source or I'd flag this as spam[/url].
Go 4ck yourself!
Re: 11 Types Of Annoying People You Meet At The Gym by Nobody: 10:45pm On Jan 17, 2015
mickyeddi:

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Re: 11 Types Of Annoying People You Meet At The Gym by prettyjo(f): 8:11am On Jan 18, 2015
kul
Re: 11 Types Of Annoying People You Meet At The Gym by SirVictory: 6:23pm On Jan 18, 2015
Lol @No.6 the guy no send at all. No.5 just there to make innocent males make silly mistakes

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