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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by hahn(m): 1:41pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Favolly: Forgive me. I'm kinda new at this What should I have done? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 2:48pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
they told me I had TYPE A blood , but it was a TYPE O(TYPO) 7 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 2:51pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 2:57pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
CINDERELLA was thrown off the basketball team
because she RAN AWAY FROM THE BALL. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Favolly(f): 3:12pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
hahn:Just leave it for us to figure out, that's all |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 4:10pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
mistytohcute:nice |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by hahn(m): 7:05pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Favolly: Ok. Noted |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Favolly(f): 7:58am On Oct 11, 2015 |
I already have it figured out, please keep your creative juices in your pants 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Chanzy1(m): 11:46am On Oct 11, 2015 |
So sick, enjoying pun while jerking on my bed. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by losprince(m): 6:58am On Oct 12, 2015 |
This is my revelation their is no bible on me 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:06pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
From my personal observation, girls who are crazy about ROMANS have no JOB! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:07pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
The B1TCH barked at me just because l kept staring at her two lovely PUPPIES |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:11pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
The man had been hearing rumors his wife was cheating. Then one day, he closed work early and went home. He walked right into his bedroom and SAW the NAK£D truth! 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:18pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Preach the word in the ward to the terminally ill. They need to hear that someone already died FOR them! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:22pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
HUSBAND TO WIFE: So you dare raise your hand to hit the HEAD of your HEAD? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:26pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
People who listen to your jokes and later ask you what you mean are mean and don't mean well! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:28pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
"Don't be a bee that stings everyone in its way" |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:32pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
THIS ONE IS A BIT OFF...
What did the lawyer say to the dentist?
"You must say the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!" 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by losprince(m): 9:16pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Try to get AHEAD of me and I will CUM on you. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 3:43am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Blackeard:I tried to find the pun in that, all I saw was a p..orn. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 3:47am On Oct 13, 2015 |
I'm walking down the Isle of Wight. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:15am On Oct 13, 2015 |
#epic; buhari promised to bring CHANGE quickly and also, heal the nation, he lied. He must be a CON-DOCTOR. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:30am On Oct 13, 2015 |
13 billion!!! Chai deizani get big eye!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:59am On Oct 13, 2015 |
What do you say to a man who pickpockets a dwarf: how could you stoop so low 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by neahyo(m): 12:57pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Ohhh...You guys talk too much, I BUTTER not tell you my secrets, it might SPREAD. [color=#006600][/color] 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by neahyo(m): 1:02pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
mistytohcute: **chop kiss**muahh |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by neahyo(m): 1:13pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Ohh!! how i hate my MATHS teacher, he only talks about the nine planets en-MASSE forgetting that there is no MASS in MARS. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:45pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
the old man was angry coz the thief deflowered his virgin garden. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by alegbeleye(m): 7:03am On Oct 14, 2015 |
Went outside after exhausting my internet subscription and a dog gave me byte. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 8:33am On Oct 14, 2015 |
What is the flavour of ukwu nwanyi owerri? Never mind I'll find out nabania. Eke40seven u don retire? 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:34am On Oct 14, 2015 |
Blackeard finally dropped out of school (after many failed attempts) and decided to try out writing puns for a living, when his doctor said he had a punny brain. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:56pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Lunacy is the MEDIA'S TAKE when you try to use ur INTEL to SNAP DRAGONS. 1 Like |
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