Oh wow! I am just seeing this punsite and being a lover of pun, you guys better watch out cuz here's one punstar you don't want to f**k with.

Forgive my vulgar lang( just trying to sow in the thread )

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I washed my clothes with some cool detergent. And guess what?

it was SO-KLIN

mine

If u compare the anatomy of young girl to that of an old woman you will find no "vas deferens" (vast difference)

When the man of God asks u to cast ur plantar into a deep pit filled with water, you know ..it is WELL with ur SOLE...

Lol we should allow gay marriage in Nigeria? Cum on guys!

Painpill:
Lol we should allow gay marriage in Nigeria? Cum on guys!

Nice one at painpill. Its you Vs. Novacane now.
My Gay puns....
Thailand is the most gay tolerant country in Asia, no Wonder the capital says, "Bang-c.o.c.k!"

Regular Sex will make your day, but anal Sex will make your hole weak

I see said the blind man who picked up the hammer and saw.

Eke40seven:

Nice one at painpill. Its you Vs. Novacane now.
My Gay puns....
Thailand is the most gay tolerant country in Asia, no Wonder their capital says, "Bang-c.o.c.k!"

Novakane is a boss

Yesterday was my grandpa's birthday. Though bald, I bought him a comb as a present and he was full of smiles. I know he'll never part with it.

Heard Toolz' wedding was a very emotional one, even the cake was in Tiers.

Painpill:


Novakane is a boss

. Ure also a boss but theres a bigger boss that we are all under bro..... I call him the "bread of life" cos he works wonders "dough" (though)

novakane:
. Ure also a boss but theres a bigger boss that we are all under bro..... I call him the "bread of life" cos he works wonders "dough" (though)

Abi? No doubt he is, we dont Knead to be told. I only pray this thread Rises to the top, It's the Yeast we can do . Little Crumbs of pun at a time, who knows seun might pay us some Dough! Lol im just Loafing around.

Nice!!! ... And after we get paid some Dough, we become better Breadwinners.... So excited, I feel like making a Toast to that.

@painpill, our smile is the bomb, yet we dont use "grin-aids"

True that. Let's keep Dropping them, it Blows the girls minds, got them Bursting into smiles.

I wonder what Prostitutes say to their clients after a successful transaction, it was a PLEASURE doing BUSINESS with you? And I wonder what a receptionist at the spermbank say to their clients on their way out, thanks for cuming?

Had a rough day. Got home very hungry and Itchy, had to make dinner from Scratch.

He kept farting throughout the Barca-madrid game, and then I realised he was a fan of MESSIng.

This life isn't fair, that's why i came with a bleaching cream

dicefrost:
This life isn't fair, that's why i came with a bleaching cream

Didn't ice prince say something like this?

By me : "Ambidexterity" is vital, so "left" to me, I'd leave the building of the ''aeroplane' to the "Wright" brothers"

darkenedrebel:
By me : "Ambidexterity" is vital, so "left" to me, I'd leave the building of the ''aeroplane' to the "Wright" brothers"

You don come this side abi?

I always get sick whenever my cousin Enza comes visiting. And out of nowhere this afternoon in flew Enza. Well...
(Like if you got it)

Too bad they dont sell milk around here.. That means i have to find "an udder alternative"

GMan650:
The game needs change, can I get a QUARTER BACK


In American football(a game) there is a position played by a quarter-back AND 25cents is called a quarter and it's usually used as change in the U.S so dz pun game needs change can I get a quarter back

your explaining the whole thing has spoiled the pun and the fun

Getting anywhere in life is all about TIME, all you have to do is WATCH your steps.

i told the manager i had lost interest in his bank on no particular account..... he said i should have just save my words, but that was just my two cents.

Today my Gay uncle joined the Navy. He finally got his wish of being close to a lot of Sea Men.