candybob or candydog. Haha...Stinking E-diot.Confirmed Nairaland Pigglet. Your animal instinct needs to be suppressed.
A miasma of poo hangs around you all the time. That is why you are so unfortunate in life. You just have to live with it or get over it.
Oh...so it's not only me you are frustrated about....Even Soludo.
Who are you to judge Soludo?... ....when nobody in your lineage or generation to come will ever achieve one tenth of what he has achieved.

Am sure..you actually stuck your fingers in your Anus and smelled it. Haha... Turd Burping Retard. From your response...Didn't Ya. Turd eating Minger who has no sense of direction. I can now confirm that you are a Complete fuccking Wally, Skanky Uphill Gardener and a Wee Tyke.
Mr Billy-No Mates, your low life has brought you to the wrong place where you can no longer display your She-goat tendencies.

Before I tell you off...A sperm burping plonker like you needs to have your shit head examined. Son of a Bint...Slum Dog

MrHardOn:
candybob or candydog. Haha...Stinking E-diot.Confirmed Nairaland Pigglet. Your animal instinct needs to be suppressed.
A miasma of poo hangs around you all the time. That is why you are so unfortunate in life. You just have to live with it or get over it.
Oh...so it's not only me you are frustrated about....Even Soludo.
Who are you to judge Soludo?... ....when nobody in your lineage will ever achieve one tenth of what he has achieved.

Am sure..you actually stuck your fingers in your Anus and smelt it. From your response...Didn't Ya. Turd eating Minger who has no sense of direction. I can now confirm that you are a Complete fuccking Wally, Skanky Uphill Gardener and a Wee Tyke.
Mr Billy-No Mates, your low life has brought you to the wrong place where you can no longer display your She-goat tendencies.

Before I tell you off...A sperm burping plonker like you needs to have your shit head examined. Son of a Bint...Slum Dog

Hahaha!!!!! this son of a dog is truly unfortunate! So you dont have anything doing except fooling your miserable self on Nairaland. The speed with which you reply, are you employed by Nairaland?

I am a God where the likes of you are concerned. Imagine this. Soludo has a habit of claiming that Nigerian graduates are perpetually unemployable, your likes validate this claim because you are obviously unteachable.

Just look at what you wrote on a public online forum..
""Didn't Ya. Turd eating Minger who has no sense of direction. I can now confirm that you are a Complete fuccking Wally, Skanky Uphill Gardener and a Wee Tyke. Mr Billy-No Mates, your low life has brought you to the wrong place where you can no longer display your She-goat tendencies""
(This confirms that this son of a dog is an imbecilic one )

Hahaha!!! You are obviously less than a toddler intellectually!
Your progenitors must be miserable right now at the kind of slowpoke their deity imposed on them, i can already feel their frustration over you.
Do yourself a favour and grow up. Imbecilic son of a dog!

candybob...candyDOG...CandyPlonker or CrazyAss man. Well...what else can I say to a turd burper. Your failing in life and everything you do is not my making. .You know you are cursed...Son of a beast talking of deity.
You have always been a vagabond...that's your generational trait. Product of beastiality...nonentity with delusional views. Calling himself DOG...good you know you are a DOG. Rabid DOG. You can never be where the likes of me are. Unless you are going to be barking at the gate at strangers under the control of my security guards while they feed you with your usual turd and hot horse sperm.
Wondering what Soludo's statement has got to do with a Monkey who thinks he is educated enough to get a job. Haha....Ass licker. You know who you are.
You can continue licking my ass for all I care...it won't change anything. A Pigglet will always be a pigglet nothing can change that . Cokehead Sniffer.
Fuccking Dick Muncher....Son Of A Biaaatch.

MrHardOn, Nobody there is no escape for you oh, you bit the tiger's tail you must face the head.
You are so miserable you are busy changing you name across thread.
What more can i say than the son of a dog has no real identity

candybob or candydog. Haha...Stinking E-diot.Confirmed Nairaland Pigglet. Your animal instinct needs to be suppressed.
A miasma of poo hangs around you all the time. That is why you are so unfortunate in life. You just have to live with it or get over it.
Oh...so it's not only me you are frustrated about....Even Soludo.
Who are you to judge Soludo?... ....when nobody in your lineage or generation to come will ever achieve one tenth of what he has achieved.

Am sure..you actually stuck your fingers in your Anus and smelled it. Haha... Turd Burping Retard. From your response...Didn't Ya. Turd eating Minger who has no sense of direction. I can now confirm that you are a Complete fuccking Wally, Skanky Uphill Gardener and a Wee Tyke.
Mr Billy-No Mates, your low life has brought you to the wrong place where you can no longer display your She-goat tendencies.

Before I tell you off...A sperm burping plonker like you needs to have your shit head examined. Son of a Bint...Slum Dog

Hian!

This is beautiful. Grt job Emusmith

Nickymezor:
This is beautiful. Grt job Emusmith

Thanks dearie

emusmith:


Hian!

Wetin dey worry this one,
you just dey shout hian all over the place,
Is that the only thing they taught you in school abi you be deaf and dumb?

Candybob:



Wetin dey worry this one,
you just dey shout hian all over the place,
Is that the only thing they taught you in school abi you be deaf and dumb?

Hian!

more light on no. 1 pls

GOOD GRACIOUS

I just fell in love with you

DeCritique:
My God!! This guy? Where are you from? Are you from Venice? Or from where biko?


All you've stated here is exactly how I feel about love, relationships and marriage. Pillow fights are cool...


Games too... Example, play Temple Run with her one after the other if you lose, she plays next and vice versa.

You're a real man jare. I just hope we find the kind of woman that would make us complete.



I love happy lives and I cherish a happy family. Do you?

sleeping naked and cuddling

Allowing her to sit on your face unclad

Regular Fellaatio with chocolate mousse

Playfighting in odd places.....kitchen, stairs, bathroom, garage, beach, in the woods.

Deep throoaating her...regularly

Rimming

Giving her massages.

Ladies add more...to the list.

awwwwwwww

some sweet guys on this thread

emusmith:


That's even what I had in mind gan! Washing machine might be washing others for her.....I have it all figured out...

trapQ:
GOOD GRACIOUS

I just fell in love with you

Thank you dear... Hope you are a female to avoid 14yrs!!

lol... yes

DeCritique:

Thank you dear... Hope you are a female to avoid 14yrs!!

kingstylo01:





Nice points @op, emusmith. But i think you are missing something which is:

8. Tell her everyday that you love her and remind her of how beautiful she is. Remember, women are moved by words!

I do wonder when I'll stop saying that, my friend who's happily married when having a boys' time with me said 'Do you know I'll have to tell her everyday that I love her and that she is beautiful' that there are times she'll even riot that he doesn't live her anymore and he'll start all over to preach, wash and set her head back to mode 9 again.

I think professing your love regularly kinda keeps you in love too cuz it builds up your conviction. Nice one.

pacino26:


I do wonder when I'll stop saying that, my friend who's happily married when having a boys' time with me said 'Do you know I'll have to tell her everyday that I love her and that she is beautiful' that there are times she'll even riot that he doesn't live her anymore and he'll start all over to preach, wash and set her head back to mode 9 again.

I think professing your love regularly kinda keeps you in love too cuz it builds up your conviction. Nice one.

thanks bro

Its better said than done,give that to any woman and c how frustated you'll bcome.thank God u said u r single. Go and add to yourself n come back to chane your post. I'm waiting. Love wey dey shark u go calm. U think these ladies realy deserved that. Thumbs up for. Mumunotu.

Nice one

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Op marry me abeg. Cos I don't wanna let a romantic guy like u pass me by

Op marry me abeg. Cos I don't wanna let a romantic guy like u pass me by.

asadike:
Hugging and kissing her through d back

Happy Birthday tho!

Hian!