if you know you can't handle a pretty lenghty write up, den
move ahead wit ur life of ignorance; afterall,
detest for reading is ingrained in an average
black man's DNA. Below are the Rules:
Rule 1
Giving all ur love, care, time, even money
doesn't guarantee she'll stay: let me tell u
what makes women stick to guys thru all
season, both good n bad - because... they...
wait for it, wait for it, wait for it... want to!!!
Yes. They stick to guys because they love d
guys n choose to stay with them. U must hv
seen or heard of guys who beat up dia gals
bt still, d gals cling to dem (nw I'm nt askin
u to abuse ur gals).
Givin ur gals ur all may be gud, but is nt a
reason for dem to stick to u, infact givin dem
all in fantastic proportions is unhealthy. I
will explain dat subsequently. So dnt tink
she's still wit u cos of all the love n money
ur showerin on her, wen its tym to leave u,
nufin will stop her.
Rule 2:
Never make her too comfortable: u lov her
wit ur lyf. She loves u even more. Bla bla. U
devote all ur tym n bein to her, evrytin is
magical, she knows ur hers for lyf, den a
point is inevitably reached when... u
suddenly
start lookin lyk an Bottom to her. I knw ur
tinkin, dats nt right!
D more comfortable u make a person, d
more d person should giv more. Yes! Dat is
in sync wit logic, but women ain't logical!
Once in a while, dnt get jealous, dnt care,
dnt spend, hold back urself. Let her run after
u. Get a lyf aside her! I can't tell u hw
importnt dis is.
Rule 3:
Family takes precedence over her: it cannot
be overemphasised hw important it is for u
to knw d people who will be wit u for eva n
dos who will cum n go.
Never take sides wit ur gal against ur mama
or sister. Its against d bro code of conduct.
Never inconvenience ur family to
accommodate "one man's daughter". It will
make her respect u. Once u forge ur gal into
a wife, gud for u! She's nw ur family n shud
nt be inconvinienced for anoda random
"non-family".
Until u ring her finger, she's fair game,
meanin she can dump ur sorry Bottom for
anoda. So dnt be silly enough to enjoy
temporary things n miss out eternity.
Rule 4:
She's not worth any emotional/ financial
stress: don't struggle to give what u dnt
have! Asume she requests for 10k, if u dnt
hav it tell her "i dont hv it", if u hav it bt aint
feelin charitable, tell her "i wont give, go
work for ur money", if u hav n feel lyk
sharing, fine! Give her! Relationships r to be
enjoyed not tolerated! Dating is not an
emancipation frm poverty!
Neva you hav sleepless nights for her sake.
Neva you borrow to satisfy her every whim!
This may sound harsh, but not until ur
married to her, u hav no business dealin
with her using ur heart, use ur head!! Most
men make this moronic mistake of getting
worked up over a woman!
God! Women r d emotional ones, let dem cry
over d relationship, its nt ur job nigger! Dnt
kill urself for a gal, she would attend ur
funeral with a new boyfrend.
A word for d wise is sufficient
Rule 5:
Always get even: women always think they r
smatter dan men. Here's why - dey grow up
to have huge racks n bums as big as jumbo
size hot air balloons, n guys r wired to be
attractd to wot dey see, hence dey can
manipulate guys, hence dey r smarter! Guys
who hv more money than sense tend to give
more n get little in a relationship.
Y shud u buy her a box of chocolate on her
bday n expect hand band on urs?? Get even!
For every shoe she buys u, get her a wrist
watch, for evry tie, get her a scarf, for every
boxer, get her a pant (wait, shey boxers
r even more expensiv dan pants, hehehe).
This sounds like a game but in truth, datin a
21st century naija babe is a game, im not
askin u to win, jst get even. Keep on readin,
im not thru.
Rule 6:
Love yourself first n more: lyk i said earlier,
ladies think dey r smarter n wud love to
expliot u in d name of relationships. Hence
word lyk *mugu*, n phrase lyk
*maga don pay* wer coined. If u love urself
first n more dan her, u wont get her wot u
hav never tasted. U wont giv her a treat u hv
neva had. There is somethin called self love
n self respect n evry guy shud hv dem!
Moreova, until u truly love urself, u will find
it hard to love others without bein a wuss...
lov ur gal bt undastand dat ur a human
being too n desearve d good tins of life.
Take care of urself too. Love ur life, u hav jst
one left.

Funny but true. Women tend to love those who care less for them than those who care more.

i love number 5 rule

Nice one. Expect bashing from d ladies...

is it applicable to warri girls too??

youngds:
is it applicable to warri girls too??

Warri not part of Nigeria?
Or you have a country call Warri?
Big head

@eminentme
You have said it
Matthew 11:15
Whoever has ears, let them hear
or be a victim

GoodFaith:

Warri not part of Nigeria?
Or you have a country call Warri?
Big head

Are u d Faith I know in @FutMx?

GoodFaith:
@eminentme
You have said it
Matthew 11:15
Whoever has ears, let them hear
or be a victim

yes bro...it's about time we guys started using our head to think and our mind to act.

They need constant weeping...

am saving this page for future ref.

they truly deserve constant weeping.

eminentme:
if you know you can't handle a pretty lenghty write up, den
move ahead wit ur life of ignorance; afterall,
detest for reading is ingrained in an average
black man's DNA. Below are the Rules:
Rule 1
Giving all ur love, care, time, even money
doesn't guarantee she'll stay: let me tell u
what makes women stick to guys thru all
season, both good n bad - because... they...
wait for it, wait for it, wait for it... want to!!!
Yes. They stick to guys because they love d
guys n choose to stay with them. U must hv
seen or heard of guys who beat up dia gals
bt still, d gals cling to dem (nw I'm nt askin
u to abuse ur gals).
Givin ur gals ur all may be gud, but is nt a
reason for dem to stick to u, infact givin dem
all in fantastic proportions is unhealthy. I
will explain dat subsequently. So dnt tink
she's still wit u cos of all the love n money
ur showerin on her, wen its tym to leave u,
nufin will stop her.
Rule 2:
Never make her too comfortable: u lov her
wit ur lyf. She loves u even more. Bla bla. U
devote all ur tym n bein to her, evrytin is
magical, she knows ur hers for lyf, den a
point is inevitably reached when... u
suddenly
start lookin lyk an Bottom to her. I knw ur
tinkin, dats nt right!
D more comfortable u make a person, d
more d person should giv more. Yes! Dat is
in sync wit logic, but women ain't logical!
Once in a while, dnt get jealous, dnt care,
dnt spend, hold back urself. Let her run after
u. Get a lyf aside her! I can't tell u hw
importnt dis is.
Rule 3:
Family takes precedence over her: it cannot
be overemphasised hw important it is for u
to knw d people who will be wit u for eva n
dos who will cum n go.
Never take sides wit ur gal against ur mama
or sister. Its against d bro code of conduct.
Never inconvenience ur family to
accommodate "one man's daughter". It will
make her respect u. Once u forge ur gal into
a wife, gud for u! She's nw ur family n shud
nt be inconvinienced for anoda random
"non-family".
Until u ring her finger, she's fair game,
meanin she can dump ur sorry Bottom for
anoda. So dnt be silly enough to enjoy
temporary things n miss out eternity.
Rule 4:
She's not worth any emotional/ financial
stress: don't struggle to give what u dnt
have! Asume she requests for 10k, if u dnt
hav it tell her "i dont hv it", if u hav it bt aint
feelin charitable, tell her "i wont give, go
work for ur money", if u hav n feel lyk
sharing, fine! Give her! Relationships r to be
enjoyed not tolerated! Dating is not an
emancipation frm poverty!
Neva you hav sleepless nights for her sake.
Neva you borrow to satisfy her every whim!
This may sound harsh, but not until ur
married to her, u hav no business dealin
with her using ur heart, use ur head!! Most
men make this moronic mistake of getting
worked up over a woman!
God! Women r d emotional ones, let dem cry
over d relationship, its nt ur job nigger! Dnt
kill urself for a gal, she would attend ur
funeral with a new boyfrend.
A word for d wise is sufficient
Rule 5:
Always get even: women always think they r
smatter dan men. Here's why - dey grow up
to have huge racks n bums as big as jumbo
size hot air balloons, n guys r wired to be
attractd to wot dey see, hence dey can
manipulate guys, hence dey r smarter! Guys
who hv more money than sense tend to give
more n get little in a relationship.
Y shud u buy her a box of chocolate on her
bday n expect hand band on urs?? Get even!
For every shoe she buys u, get her a wrist
watch, for evry tie, get her a scarf, for every
boxer, get her a pant (wait, shey boxers
r even more expensiv dan pants, hehehe).
This sounds like a game but in truth, datin a
21st century naija babe is a game, im not
askin u to win, jst get even. Keep on readin,
im not thru.
Rule 6:
Love yourself first n more: lyk i said earlier,
ladies think dey r smarter n wud love to
expliot u in d name of relationships. Hence
word lyk *mugu*, n phrase lyk
*maga don pay* wer coined. If u love urself
first n more dan her, u wont get her wot u
hav never tasted. U wont giv her a treat u hv
neva had. There is somethin called self love
n self respect n evry guy shud hv dem!
Moreova, until u truly love urself, u will find
it hard to love others without bein a wuss...
lov ur gal bt undastand dat ur a human
being too n desearve d good tins of life.
Take care of urself too. Love ur life, u hav jst
one left.

nice one but i think u've created dis thread bfor? Why recycling