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What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Doublyu(m): 9:49pm On Jan 21, 2015
So many times, Husbands and Wives complain about their cheating spouses and get more furious when they discover that their so called "matrimonial bed" was used as a "devouring" station. But my question is: Is there something about that bed, that you hear a phrase lyk "On our matrimonial bed? Or its just a mere phrase. Because in the 1st place, sex can be done anywea. So I expect phrases like "On our matrimonial couch?", "In our matrimonial kitchen?", "On our Matrimonial tile?".....and so on.
Please nairalanders what is special about that bed...or is there a curse attached for defiling it with another partner?
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Lolaabokoku(f): 9:51pm On Jan 21, 2015
ℓ̊ don't know cos here in sambisa Ѱє̲̣̣̣̥ don't get married

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Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Doublyu(m): 9:53pm On Jan 21, 2015
Lolaabokoku:
ℓ̊ don't know cos here in sambisa Ѱє̲̣̣̣̥ don't get married
I just checked your pix and I tink Sambisa is a nice terrain for you...

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Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by dyadeleye(m): 9:56pm On Jan 21, 2015
I wonder ooo... angry
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jan 21, 2015
Becus it was on dat bed whr d marriage was consummated, also key decisions and planning also r bein discussed on d matrimonial bed. So its sacred and should not be abused.

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Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Lolaabokoku(f): 9:58pm On Jan 21, 2015
Doublyu:

I just checked your pix and I tink Sambisa is a nice terrain for you...
yes, of course were together
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Mimienudles(f): 10:03pm On Jan 21, 2015
Are you married?
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Doublyu(m): 10:20pm On Jan 21, 2015
Mimienudles:
Are you married?
No am not. Y askn?
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by KanwuliaJara: 10:29pm On Jan 21, 2015
Nothing at all.
Since we have separate matrimonial beds!
The 'show' can 'appen anywhia! kiss
My 'snoring' alone can pursue any lion or tiger from my bed ke!
MUCHECHECHECHEHCHE! cheesy

Too much 'brokoto' for my throat! grin
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by ifex370(m): 10:46pm On Jan 21, 2015
yes yes... na mouka foam.. as a married man, u won't want your wife banged on ur 20innch foam na... at least dem for use mat to show respect
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by crackhaus: 10:57pm On Jan 21, 2015
Hebrews 13:4
Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

If you believe in the Bible of course... grin

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Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by cococandy(f): 11:05pm On Jan 21, 2015
Hmm it means a lot @OP

Not only did the person do the deed,they went ahead to do it on the same bed they share with the spouse.
Haba now.
Even if it was possible to temporarily forget that one is married and succumb to temptation when in a different environment, it is totally unforgivable to bring the person In your home and lay on the same bed you share with your husband or wife.

No thoughts for him or her at all?
What if they walk in on the act? That can cause instant shock.

It just makes the whole offense worse in a way that the offended person may find very hard to forget or forgive.

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Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by jnrbayano(m): 11:17pm On Jan 21, 2015
Op,

What's special about it is the same thing that killed a man that stayed in our street some 20years back when he got back from work to meet another man atop his wife on the aforesaid bed.

Bless his soul!!
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by veave(f): 2:23am On Jan 22, 2015
let me explain it to you...



I'll call it a particular commodity necessary for every day living.
to own one, you must have an eligible partner(almost like a business partner)
one person cannot claim ownership to it alone
most people who own one no longer want to co own it with current partners
most people who have not found someone to co own it with are desperately looking for eligible partners.
thank you
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Mimienudles(f): 8:06am On Jan 22, 2015
Doublyu:

No am not. Y askn?
When you get married, you'll know why a matrimonial bed is important.
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by LordReed(m): 9:08am On Jan 22, 2015
It's about boundaries. If everything is open for violation in your home then you have no reason to complain about anything.

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Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Doublyu(m): 9:50am On Jan 22, 2015
Mimienudles:
When you get married, you'll know why a matrimonial bed is important.
Do I nid to b married to knw y its imprtant?.... I am askn a qstn and ur sayn I shld go nd gt married? SMH

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Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by jmoore(m): 9:59am On Jan 22, 2015
It is a private temple.
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by bukatyne(f): 10:04am On Jan 22, 2015
jmoore:
It is a private temple.

Lols!
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by oweniwe(m): 10:17am On Jan 22, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Nothing at all.
Since we have separate matrimonial beds!
The 'show' can 'appen anywhia! kiss
My 'snoring' alone can pursue any lion or tiger from my bed ke!
MUCHECHECHECHEHCHE! cheesy

Too much 'brokoto' for my throat! grin

can we get married?

I love women who snore when asleep....

Guess why? smiley
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Nutase: 10:49am On Jan 22, 2015
Doublyu:
"On our matrimonial bed? Or its just a mere phrase. Because in the 1st place, sex can be done anywea. So I expect phrases like "On our matrimonial couch?", "In our matrimonial kitchen?", "On our Matrimonial tile?".....and so on.
LOL @ the quoted.
However, I believe the bed is a symbol of the union and should be respected as long as the union lasts.
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by KanwuliaJara: 11:11am On Jan 22, 2015
oweniwe:


can we get married?

I love women who snore when asleep....

Guess why? smiley

We are logs of wood and our darling men are free to creep into the "girls' quarters"! grin
Even if an Earthquake carries my bed to South Korea, WE SHALT NOT BE MOVED! grin
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Nobody: 11:35am On Jan 22, 2015
Nothing.
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by oweniwe(m): 11:37am On Jan 22, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


We are logs of wood and our darling men are free to creep into the "girls' quarters"! grin
Even if an Earthquake carries my bed to South Korea, WE SHALT NOT BE MOVED! grin

so.... Can we.... Start something.... ? wink

Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by KanwuliaJara: 12:09pm On Jan 22, 2015
oweniwe:


so.... Can we.... Start something.... ? wink

No! Because YA tin nor go "sweet"! kiss
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by oweniwe(m): 12:27pm On Jan 22, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


No! Because YA tin nor go "sweet"! kiss

aha.... Not so sharply nau....
If u're thinking all i wan is to "chop"... No no no... Thats not what i have in mind......!!...

To start as pals iz ok by me... Rome wasnt built in a day u kno wink

@ ur signature:

why must he be a northerner? undecided
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by KanwuliaJara: 3:21pm On Jan 22, 2015
oweniwe:


aha.... Not so sharply nau....
If u're thinking all i wan is to "chop"... No no no... Thats not what i have in mind......!!...

To start as pals iz ok by me... Rome wasnt built in a day u kno wink

@ ur signature:

why must he be a northerner? undecided

Friends?
On NL?

*whistles . . . . Phew Phewwweeeeew*
Hmmmmmmm
Scary SHYTE!!!!
Thank you o!
We go see later.

*comotting my shoes. . . . Tiarrrrrring Hot Race*
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by oweniwe(m): 3:28pm On Jan 22, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Friends?
On NL?

*whistles . . . . Phew Phewwweeeeew*
Hmmmmmmm
Scary SHYTE!!!!
Thank you o!
We go see later.

*comotting my shoes. . . . Tiarrrrrring Hot Race*


na wa o....

Did i say i want to kidnap you....??..
Or i look like ritualist...??...

Whats wrong with online friendship?

Am not asking for a date nau.....

Abi na date u want...??...

Women are very hard to understand o sad
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by KanwuliaJara: 3:47pm On Jan 22, 2015
oweniwe:


na wa o....

Did i say i want to kidnap you....??..
Or i look like ritualist...??...

Whats wrong with online friendship?

Am not asking for a date nau.....

Abi na date u want...??...

Women are very hard to understand o sad

I am not befriend-able.
Trust me! wink
Re: What Is So Special About Matrimonial Bed? by Faun(m): 6:54pm On Jan 22, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


I am not befriend-able.
Trust me! wink

Your place is in ma bed.

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