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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 2:23pm On Jan 22, 2015
freethinker01:
*sacarsm*
Btw I didn't know u were referring to d not clean definition of dirty, :- tot u were referring to one of it's oda meanings in d later part of ma 1st post u quoted. I can't stand it.

Come on! You know the topic of the thread so you already knew what i meant. Except you just felt like having 'dirty' thoughts. #side eyes#
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freethinker01: 2:36pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Come on! You know the topic of the thread so you already knew what i meant. Except you just felt like having 'dirty' thoughts. #side eyes#
I've got no reason to lie, I've aiidy told you ma tought at 1st. Ya I undeniably said I'm dirty in oda context not the dirty in the context in contention. Don't get me wrong lady. :-/
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Misogynist2014(m): 3:08pm On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:

Actually,you should care! Since your 'thing' reeks of such a putrid stench,me thinks you need a re-orientation! ASAP cheesy Over to Vicky and Sophy!
Women, so funny and predictable. I thought that was the last mention/reply I'll ever receive from you grin. As for your post, I'm not in anyway offended by it. Sweetheart. shocked
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by dimdim001(m): 3:37pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Dirty dirty dirty boy!

C'mon don't b shy, jst say d word smiley
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 3:57pm On Jan 22, 2015
oga op, this article is for people with foreskin. Most black males are circumcised and so your oyinbo-stolen article is irrelevant here...... or you did not understand thew article yourself?
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jan 22, 2015
Oh my word. Another rods and balls specialist in the house.Sophyrocks...I.never knew you like rod like this. Message me I have a deal for you. Will ensure confidentiality. grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by dechandel(f): 4:01pm On Jan 22, 2015
MrHardOn:
Only Enoqui.n, Vood.oo85 Decha.ndel and Queenp.ricy should yell.my name like that.
Go for a check up
Nigeria cant afford another one on the street lipsrsealed tongue
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 4:03pm On Jan 22, 2015
Dechandel. What will you be checking?. Oh no!!!!.Not my rod again. Please. grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by excell12go(m): 4:15pm On Jan 22, 2015
Not all Penis / dick smells. Mine doesn't.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Chris95(m): 4:17pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Another dirty one.

lol...bt i bet uve gobbled dirtier ones grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Gynacologist(m): 4:49pm On Jan 22, 2015
Afrok:
sir! Looking at ur moniker, I don't think there is anything new to U again shocked.
oboi u no go kill me
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jan 22, 2015
MrHardOn:
Oh my word. Another rods and balls specialist in the house.Sophyrocks...I.never knew you like rod like this. Message me I have a deal for you. Will ensure confidentiality. grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jan 22, 2015
Chris95:


lol...bt i bet uve gobbled dirtier ones grin

#Spits#
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by koyyess: 5:37pm On Jan 22, 2015
No wonder std's are more prevalent in africa..now we know the real secret...disgusting. angry
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by francizy(m): 5:59pm On Jan 22, 2015
iykedare:


so you have the audacity to mention me? I dont want to waste time with you going back and forth arguing endlessly and achieving nothing.
The d1,ck doesn't smell.You can ask your dad.

Most of you who believe that the d!xck smell probably sleep with those old alhajis who have forgotten how to take their bath.

Spend this time taking care of your smelly hole and stop smiling sheepishly with your rat teeth.


Choi!!! grin

You should be sued for this life threatening insult! shocked shocked

Someone might commit suicide after taking this... cry cry
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jdg1: 6:18pm On Jan 22, 2015
CaptainAmerica1:
Interesting

Nairaland with their autocorrect, it also changed pénis to joystick in the link given.

bt d link he pasted too says joystick na
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Afrok(m): 6:35pm On Jan 22, 2015
[quote author=mhizcovy post=30022669][/quote] such pictures are banned on nairaland but I can give U many sites where U can enjoy the pictures and actions tongue kiss.

How was ur day?
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Faun(m): 6:49pm On Jan 22, 2015
Anybody wanna see ma d..i.ck?
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Darkchocolate(f): 7:34pm On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:


Source:
http://www.nhs.uk/livewell/penis-health/pages/how-to-wash-a-penis.aspx

So why the hell did you guys delete my topic and report it as one of yours?! Really?!
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Olaooni88(f): 7:59pm On Jan 22, 2015
LoveMEBaby:
yehh!! mama experience
U talk am!!!
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by mafioso47(m): 8:05pm On Jan 22, 2015
kandiikane:

that's because you aren't the one going down there. Ask for a review after a girl has given you head, that's if you're into that kind of shyt.
lol u really ask for reviews? Its not nice nau. Like how wud u ask her? Like "Baby Do u like what u perceived down there?"
Not Nice jor..
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by mafioso47(m): 8:07pm On Jan 22, 2015
Nneka123:
your own na tongue
**Laughs**
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jan 22, 2015
DeeBoiyy:
see am. Wetin you dey come find here? undecided

perv! tongue
grin grin, i want to know how many guys on Nl who keep theirs clean cheesy
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jan 22, 2015
naijaboiy:

Why are you deliberately looking for people to bash you? undecided
What do you even mean? undecided like they didn't bash me on the Vj thread lipsrsealed
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Leave them o. Stinking people in this thread. Look at them. They dnt change boxers but they expect their blokos not to smell. How can a man say blokos doesnt smell? That man is dirty mehn. Who knows the kind of forest they harbour around it.
grin grin grin, lumps too!
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by kandiikane(m): 8:28pm On Jan 22, 2015
mafioso47:
lol u really ask for reviews? Its not nice nau. Like how wud u ask her? Like "Baby Do u like what u perceived down there?"
Not Nice jor..
it's better you know than be deluded that you have no odor down there whilst your girl is suffering in silence.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jan 22, 2015
Misogynist2014:
Women, so funny and predictable. I thought that was the last mention/reply I'll ever receive from you grin. As for your post, I'm not in anyway offended by it. Sweetheart. shocked
Also thought you won't Quote me again,guys n stubborness! Don't u ever learn? Jeez! lipsrsealed undecided
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by marvmurphy(m): 8:52pm On Jan 22, 2015
grin grin abeg help tell them ooo.
dimdim001:
Our lollipops r always clean, dats y ladies always luv suckin' it grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:10pm On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!
lol
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by twerkjack: 9:33pm On Jan 22, 2015
menix:
Hahahaha... Lik dis ur counter thread buh d ladies can attest dat dick dont smell.

As a student of sexology, there I learnt wen a man's bulala wakes up it secrets dis otuphorus enzyms dat cleans d whole bulala of bacteria thus odor free.

Only dead men dick smell tongue
DEAD MEN LIKE U NA grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by twerkjack: 9:35pm On Jan 22, 2015
ANY NEAT GUY IS GOIN AGAINST HIS NATURE, WHICH IS COMMENDABLE COS MALE FOLK ARE NATURALLY DIRTY CREATURES........,. cheesy SO IM NOT SURPRISED DAT MAJORITY OF THE GUYS HERE ARE DEFENDING THIER NATURE.............NOW I DIDNT CALL NAMES SOOO........... grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by wizman11(m): 10:06pm On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!
only if i knew ur gender

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